Code Word For Sex

[lovebug44]

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

[Tara]

 :o  Good one

[nanners]

Hubby just read that to me from one of 'his' sites last night..but I love it.  :))

[Helen]

 :o At least they used code, lol. Good one!!  :))

[Jonathan]

omg wow that poor unsuspecting kid lol

[krispy]

i like to play "cribbage" lmao

[jasper]

 :)) :))

[krispy]

well ya know, cribbage has nobs.  ::)

[tigereyes]

Good one, lol   :))

[Nymphy]

I LOVE Typing Letters.

[hades]

lol that was funny  :))

[wattsmyname]

lmao :)) :)) ;::

[ClingFree]

Is it wrong to say I write all my letters by hand?

[TmT]

Is it wrong to say I write all my letters by hand?

Its not "wrong" but its sure as heck is "sad"...

[ClingFree]

Is it wrong to say I write all my letters by hand?

Its not "wrong" but its sure as heck is "sad"...

Ugh I know!     :'(

[TmT]

P. S.  I sometimes do "dictations".. let someone else "write or type 'em"  when its done... I proof it... if its not write... I "MAKE 'EM" redo it til perfection... lol

[Tara]

I "MAKE 'EM" redo it til perfection... lol

Will someone come get Tokens out of these sex topics  ;:"

:)) :))

[krispy]

wonder what it means if you double skunk someone playing "cribbage"?

[Helen]

wonder what it means if you double skunk someone playing "cribbage"?

Maybe Tokens will have an answer for you on that one.  :))

[pogo_gamer]

 :)) :))