He Said She Said

[Tara]

Whenever a man has something to say, you can be sure a woman always has to have her say in the end...

He said... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea... You stand by the ironing board, while I sit on the sofa and fart.

He said... Want a quickie?
She said... As opposed to what?

She said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said... Well, you succeeded.

He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She said... No, have you?

He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said... Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

[ClingFree]

Whenever a man has something to say, you can be sure a woman always has to have her say in the end...



He said... Want a quickie?
She said... As opposed to what?

Love it!!!

[Helen]

Sad that so many of those are true at times, lol.  :D :)) :))

[Jonathan]

posts like this make me so glad that im single

[Helen]

posts like this make me so glad that im single

Then you just have to take our word on it, huh?? lol  :))

[hades]

got to love the jokes that make women seem like angels  :))

[Tara]

got to love the jokes that make women seem like angels  :))

Face the real world we are  :D

[Mary]

love tham all tara thanks  :))  :))

[hades]

got to love the jokes that make women seem like angels  :))

Face the real world we are  :D

lmao.now thats a great joke  :)) :)) :))[

[Eagles Fan]

Thanks for the laugh Tara.  I have had a rough month and haven't been on much.  I really need a chuckle.

[Tara]

Thanks for the laugh Tara.  I have had a rough month and haven't been on much.  I really need a chuckle.

Sorry to hear that...but glad you got a chuckle...

[pogo_gamer]

 O0

[kandykitty20012]

 :D :)))