An easy way to make up nicknames.........

[krispy]

Now we can all have new nicknames!!

A BIT OF FUN

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

easy directions, lmao............

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m= sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barfy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m =chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w =squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Put more laughter in your day. There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.  (and how scary is it when the new nickname kind of fits?)

[ClingFree]

I'm changing my name. I dont like my nickname!

[Tara]

I can't do this one right now...I will try again tomorrow!!

[Helen]

Krispy, where do you find this stuff? I'm lmaooooo. Thanks for the laugh.  :))

[krispy]

Krispy, where do you find this stuff? I'm lmaooooo. Thanks for the laugh.  :))

i know tara may read this

i get this stuff FROM MY EMAIL

:))

[lostinpogoland]

 :)) :)) i'm sloopy dippin tush :))

[Tara]

I want to know what I am but I can't do it right now...lol

[krispy]

omg

i just did it over, cuz i was wrong the first time

i am a sloopy chicken hump

:)) :))

[Jonathan]

sloopy dippin hiney here lol thats cute as ever lol

[Tara]

Ok I did it....I am a Dorfus ChickenShorts

[Helen]

Mine is.....Boobie Flippin Fanny!!!  :)) :))  I need to get my passport changed now!!!

[clayton1966]

I end up with snickle pottydoodle ??? :-\

[Helen]

I end up with snickle pottydoodle ??? :-\

I'll trade you my fanny for your doodle!!  :)) :))  :o

[bobby]

you think thats's bad i'm Doombah Dippinfanny :))

[Helen]

you think thats's bad i'm Doombah Dippinfanny :))

Oh.....you have fanny in your name too.... :))  :))  :))

[krispy]

Mine is.....Boobie Flippin Fanny!!!  :)) :))  I need to get my passport changed now!!!

:)) :))

[Tara]

You people all need to be locked up!!

[krispy]

You people all need to be locked up!!

:)) ;:" :))

[Tara]

You people all need to be locked up!!

:)) ;:" :))

We need the policeman with the cuffs for all of you  ::)

[SaintHiρρo]

I would be Gooberchicken Dunkin  8)