A few things to think about.........

[krispy]

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about.
 
Can you cry under water? 

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?   

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?   

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?   

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.   

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?   

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?   

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

[hades]

nice one  :P

[SaintHiρρo]

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about.
 
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?   

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Crap, caught again!  >:D

[krispy]

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about.
 
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?   

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Crap, caught again!  >:D

:)) :)) :oo

[stewieG]

why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways?

[hades]

good question....lol

[zzigzzag]

roflmaooooooooooo  at the dog one!!!      thanks for the laff!

[clayton1966]

If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pan? ???

[hades]

very carefully?  :P

[Homer]

If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pan? ???

If nothing sticks to Teflon - how does Teflon stick to the pan? 

Teflon, the non-stick coating used on pots and pans, holds the title in the Guiness Book of World Records as being the slipperiest substance on earth.

Scientifically speaking, Teflon will not chemically bond to anything, but can be forced mechanically into small nooks and crannies. This slippery substance adheres to their surfaces once manufacturers sandblast them to roughen them, apply a primer, and embed the Teflon into the primer.

DuPont scientist, Dr. Roy Plunkett, accidentally created the recipe for Teflon in 1938, while attempting to produce a better coolant gas than the one currently on the market. In doing so, he toyed with different combinations of gases and, either accidentally or intentionally, left one batch of gasses in a container overnight. Upon arrival at work the following morning, he found that the gasses in the container had "vaporized," and in their stead, found a slippery, waxy solid, which remained intact when exposed to corrosive chemicals which normally eat through things with which they come into contact.

The substance Dr. Plunkett discovered in the container that day was tetrafluoroethylene (PTFE), a solid version of fluorocarbons, or freon. For pronunciation's sake, the doctor shortened the name for the substance to Teflon, but even the abbreviated name failed to nudge DuPont into production of the product.

In fact, DuPont waited until 1948, ten years after Teflon's discovery, before beginning its production for commercial applications.

As DuPont dragged its heels in launching Teflon, a Parisian named Marc Gregoire learned of it, and successfully applied it to his fishing tackle to prevent the line from tangling. At his wife's urging, he managed to apply Teflon to her pots and pans, and within several years, this entrepreneur sold in excess of one million Tefal (his name for Teflon) coated pots and pans.

The concept of Teflon coated pots and pans did not stick in America. When UPI reporter Thomas Hardie encountered one of these coated pans, when visiting a friend who had just returned from Paris, he saw a niche in the American market for the slick pots and pans, and immediately contacted Marc Gregoire in Paris. Hardie pitched these pots and pans to every major U.S. manufacturer of cooking utensils to no avail. His next move in his quest for a buyer was to import 3,000 of the pots and pans, with the goal of selling them to all major department stores. Once again, he hit a roadblock until, finally, he convinced a buyer at Macy's Herald Square to take 200 pans off of his hands. All sold within two days, despite a major snowstorm.

Hardie had finally arrived, and could not keep up with the demand for his product. While building a manufacturing plant to produce the product, other manufacturers of pots and pans took advantage of Hardie's moment of silence on the scene, seized the opportunity, and manufactured their own coated pots and pans.

Today, the use of Teflon coating is firmly embedded in America, and extends beyond pots and pans to include bakeware and other kitchen utensils. Hardie's initiative and staying power paid off handsomely.

[Tara]

Good gawd !!  Is this one of those paid advertisments between posts?   :)) :))

[bubblegum]

Good gawd !!  Is this one of those paid advertisments between posts?   :)) :))

I think so  :)) :)) Now if I don't let my friend get back to playing quick quack I'll never see the end of rank 35.

[Jonathan]

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about.
 
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?   

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Crap, caught again!  >:D

yep you got me again as well

[Helen]

Krispy, I don't know where you find all these but don't stop posting them!!  :))

[hades]

theyre too funny to stop  ;D

[Shady Lady]

You're in good company. Got caught singing them too.  :))

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about.
 
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?   

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Crap, caught again!  >:D

yep you got me again as well

[lostinpogoland]

caught me too and when i sing they dont have a tune :'(

[Lynne]

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
this totally is my dog.... i love blowin in her face to get her going ...then the goof ball sticks her head out what is the difference...thanks krispy for the post

[krispy]

you are welcome

[pogo_gamer]

 :)))