Bumper Sticker - part 3

[krispy]

On People:

So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

You say I'm a b!tch like it's a bad thing.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, closed.

My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.

Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils — people who shouldn't   drink with people who shouldn't sing.

Dyslexics are teople poo.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.

[Helen]

On People:

First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, closed.

Change that one to "mom" for me. They think I'm an endless supply of cash.  ???

[Lynne]

all of them are soo true lmao  :)) :)) :))

[pogo_gamer]

 :)) :)) :))