The Southern Thread

[Tara]

 " Is bree  smart?" "Nah ... shaze  ignert"

[nanners]

sometimes I really have a hard time reading these :))

[Tara]

Gecko?  Is ju-here?  Boy, staa away frum dat there bob war fence.

[Tara]

sometimes I really have a hard time reading these :))

I cudnt unnerstand a wurd u sed ... must be from some farn cuntry.   :))

[Tara]

Homer had his whatcha ma callit in me doohickey  :o

[nanners]

Oh My!! *blush*

[harley89]

Aint none of yall ever been to the south. Its not mispellin we have our own words we created. this is so funny my drawers are falling offen from laffing   

American by birth southern by the grace of God

[Tara]

The Ten Commandments in Cajun... (Keeps it REAL Simple)

1. God is number one... and das' All.


2. Don't pray to nuttin' or nobody... jus' God.


3. Don't cuss nobody... 'specially da Good Lord.


4. When it be Sunday... pass yo'self by God's House.


5. Yo mama an' yo daddy dun did it all... lissen to dem.


6. Killin' duck an' fish, das' OK... people - No!


7. God done give you a wife... sleep wit' jus' her.


8. Don't take nobody's boat... or nuttin' else.


9. Don't go wantin' somebody's stuff.


10. Stop lyin'... yo tongue gonna fall out yo mouf!

[Tara]

This is long but here are some words for everyone to use


How to Talk Native Southern in One Easy Lesson

   Aig - what a hen lays                   
   Aints - He's got aints in his paints
   Paints - what cha put on your laigs of a mornin
   Arn - Ma's tard of arnin                 
   Bag - He bagged her to marry him         
   Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence             
   Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.
   Bub - the light bub burned out           
   Cheer - what you set in                 
   Crick - a small stream                       
   Clum - he sure clum that tree fastern any 'coon
   Chiny - country over in Asia
   Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes
   Core - He got hisself a new Ford core     
   Cyow - Animal on Farm                     
   Deppity - He helps out the shurf         
   Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt
   Dainz - Satidy night social               
   Ellum - A graceful tree                 
   Fanger - what you put your rang on
   Faince - Whats round the hawg lot
   Far - what get the brandin arn hot
   Furred - He got furred from his job     
   Flar - a rose is a purdy flar           
   Frash - them aigs ain't frash           
   Furiners - All non-'bamans       
   Further - hits ten miles further to town 
   Grain - She was grain with envy   
   Gully Worsher - a medium heavy rain       
   Hail - where bad folks go                 
   Hep - Poor George, he can't hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in
         his mouth.
   Hern - It aint hern, it's his'n           
   Hilbilly - People in the next county     
   Hollar - whats between the hills         
   Hard- got a brend new hard
   hand Tar - his core blew a tar               
   Laymun - a sour fruit                           
   Laig - Most folks have two of them       
   Lather - what you climb up
   Liberry - where you go to check out books for larnin
   Mailk - what you get from cyows             
   Mere - what you see your self in         
   Minners - Live bait
   Misrus - Married Woman
   Nar - Opposite of wide
   Nayk - Your head sets on it
   Nup - NO
   Orrel - Them hinges need orrel
   Ormy - What the sojers go in
   Pank - a light red color
   Parch - sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow
   Petition - What separate the rooms
   Poke - a paper bag or sack
   Pokey - what the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in
   Poke Salit -a green vegetable
   Pop - a soft drink
   Puppet - what the preacher is in
   Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher
   Purt near - almost; he purt near caught that greased pig
   Rang - you wear it on your fanger
   Rut - that there tree sure has long ruts
   Rah cheer - I was born rah cheer in town
   Rainch - A big cow farm
   Rat - Do it rat now!
   Rench - rench the soap yourself
   Roont - She plum roont her shoes
   Salary - A stringy vegetable
   Soardeens - small canned fish
   Shar - A light rain
   Sprang - Water out'n the ground
   Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail
   Storch - this here aprn has to much storch in it
   Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death
   Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart
   Tho -tho me the ball
   Thoat - I shore got a sore thoat
   Toad strangler - A heavy rain Sody
   War - a bobbed war fance
   Worsh - go worsh your face
   Warter - what you worsh your face in
   Yurp - a continent overseas
   

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[Tara]

Now dat there Foxxie maid her polest in da 100 topec  imma reely laffin

[foxx]

Now dat there Foxxie maid her polest in da 100 topec  imma reely laffin

Okay...the northerner in me just has to let ya'll know...

This here thrayd is mah wurst nitemear.  Its all PICKLES all the tym.  EW!

[harley89]

you left out whidchdidge as in you didnt bring your truck with whidchdidge