How Do You Rob A Bank???

[SaintHiρρo]

TOKYO (Reuters) - A would-be Japanese bank robber asked staff how he should carry out the crime before meekly obeying a request to leave and then accidentally stabbing himself in the leg with a knife he was carrying.

The 58-year-old unemployed man went into a branch of the Saitama Resona Bank in the town of Kumagaya, north of Tokyo, on Wednesday, intending to rob it, a police spokesman said.

According to local media reports the man first asked a bank teller, "Any idea how you rob a bank?" The teller alerted another member of staff, who asked the man to leave.

"He left quietly when asked to," the police spokesman said.

However, the staff member escorting the man out of the bank noticed the knife sticking out of his pocket and a bloodstain on his trousers.

Police arrested the man for illegal possession of a weapon.

"He didn't brandish the knife at anyone ... but he injured himself in the leg," the police spokesman said.

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Can you say an experiment in artificial stupidity?

[TmT]

Ok Hippo... what brother of yours did that...  :))  :))  and why didnt u help him out b4 he made a fool of himself!!

[SaintHiρρo]

Ok Hippo... what brother of yours did that...  :))  :))  and why didnt u help him out b4 he made a fool of himself!!

I told him to look up how to rob on from watching movies like "Set It Off" or "Bandits" but does he listen to me? Nooooooooooooo, he insteads decide he needs to "case the joint" and he hoped to get some "inside help" to robbing the place. Idiot!

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[Tara]

Bubbles how many signs do you have?  Just wondering  :-\

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Bubbles how many signs do you have?  Just wondering  :-\

I've got close to 200 of em.  I think I have one for just about every subject. I can PM you the site if you want it.

[SaintHiρρo]

Bubbles how many signs do you have?  Just wondering  :-\

I've got close to 200 of em.  I think I have one for just about every subject. I can PM you the site if you want it.

Every subject, eh? Hmmm, ok I want one for someone who is trying to point out what's wrong with this sentence but actually made themself look foolish. Go!

[Tara]

Bubbles how many signs do you have?  Just wondering  :-\

I've got close to 200 of em.  I think I have one for just about every subject. I can PM you the site if you want it.

Every subject, eh? Hmmm, ok I want one for someone who is trying to point out what's wrong with this sentence but actually made themself look foolish. Go!

Are you raggin today, or do you just seem bossy to me? :)) Does Bubbles pay you to talk to her like that?  :))

[SaintHiρρo]

Bubbles how many signs do you have?  Just wondering  :-\

I've got close to 200 of em.  I think I have one for just about every subject. I can PM you the site if you want it.

Every subject, eh? Hmmm, ok I want one for someone who is trying to point out what's wrong with this sentence but actually made themself look foolish. Go!

Are you raggin today, or do you just seem bossy to me? :)) Does Bubbles pay you to talk to her like that?  :))

ROFL, why do people think I'm bossy today? And why is it that anytime I say something, I'm "raggin"? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr, I hate you all. I'm going back to my box

[bubblegum]

Bubbles how many signs do you have?  Just wondering  :-\

I've got close to 200 of em.  I think I have one for just about every subject. I can PM you the site if you want it.

Every subject, eh? Hmmm, ok I want one for someone who is trying to point out what's wrong with this sentence but actually made themself look foolish. Go!

Are you raggin today, or do you just seem bossy to me? :)) Does Bubbles pay you to talk to her like that?  :))

ROFL, why do people think I'm bossy today? And why is it that anytime I say something, I'm "raggin"? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr, I hate you all. I'm going back to my box

Want my box? It's warm and fuzzy and redneckish and white trash for ya

[Tara]

Bubbles how many signs do you have?  Just wondering  :-\

I've got close to 200 of em.  I think I have one for just about every subject. I can PM you the site if you want it.

Every subject, eh? Hmmm, ok I want one for someone who is trying to point out what's wrong with this sentence but actually made themself look foolish. Go!

Are you raggin today, or do you just seem bossy to me? :)) Does Bubbles pay you to talk to her like that?  :))

ROFL, why do people think I'm bossy today? And why is it that anytime I say something, I'm "raggin"? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr, I hate you all. I'm going back to my box

Because you men do rag, and I have your schedules wrote down on my calendar.  Thank gawd you guys don't all go on the same week, lemme tell ya.  Take a few Midol and come back when you're not so cranky, bossy and in rag form would ya?  And ( yes I can start the sentence with and)  I don't need to see a bumper sticker that says " Beware men raggin"

[SaintHiρρo]

Bubbles how many signs do you have?  Just wondering  :-\

I've got close to 200 of em.  I think I have one for just about every subject. I can PM you the site if you want it.

Every subject, eh? Hmmm, ok I want one for someone who is trying to point out what's wrong with this sentence but actually made themself look foolish. Go!

Are you raggin today, or do you just seem bossy to me? :)) Does Bubbles pay you to talk to her like that?  :))

ROFL, why do people think I'm bossy today? And why is it that anytime I say something, I'm "raggin"? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr, I hate you all. I'm going back to my box

Because you men do rag, and I have your schedules wrote down on my calendar.  Thank gawd you guys don't all go on the same week, lemme tell ya.  Take a few Midol and come back when you're not so cranky, bossy and in rag form would ya?  And ( yes I can start the sentence with and)  I don't need to see a bumper sticker that says " Beware men raggin"

The world would be a much better place if everyone "ragged" at the same time. At least, that's IMHO.  ::)

[Tara]

The world would be a much better place if everyone "ragged" at the same time. At least, that's IMHO.  ::)

I'm almost sound like I am, but I'm not.   Now then back to regular schedule programming   <a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZS" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_7_3v.gif" alt="Quit Your Complaining" border="0"></a>