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Be very quiet!!!

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liebe_angel

I saw this on another website. I just had to snag it to share with you guys

"Be Very Quiet"
A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked.  "I told you to be quiet."
The boy, bless his heart, answered;  "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.
I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.
But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, Should we eat
them here or take them with us?'   "Well, I guess I just panicked......."



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Lynne

Gigglesnort, gigglepee, gigglesnort, gigglepee...well u get the picture  :)))

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Jonathan

omg....i would have screamed way before the squirrels

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RowdyOne

i bet he screamed about as high as Mike tysons voice gets lol

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