Parrot Joke

[Kelly]

Got this in my email today....lol I changed a word or 2 so it is not so bad...lol

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large
beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said
$50.00.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you
first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution,
and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the
bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in
her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New
house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the
implication, but then thought "that's not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird
saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new prostitutes."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to
laugh about the situation.
Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."

[Lynne]

 :o that is cute and funny  :))

[hades]

nice one.  ;D

[pugsly™]

no way