New Alcohol Warning Labels

Tara · June 20, 2006, 02:27:12 PM

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
old friends are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol mao u tink you can tipe real gode

Libra · June 20, 2006, 02:31:48 PM

Quote from: Tara on June 20, 2006, 02:27:12 PM

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that old friends are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol mao u tink you can tipe real gode

The red quotes = guilty!

Lynne · June 20, 2006, 02:39:03 PM

I'm guilty of some of the red ones :)))

foxx · June 20, 2006, 03:05:33 PM

I am guilty of all of them...except the preggers one...
lmao!

ClingFree · June 20, 2006, 03:34:58 PM

Quote from: foxx on June 20, 2006, 03:05:33 PM
I am guilty of all of them...except the preggers one...
lmao!

Have you met my oldest daughter? :ll

foxx · June 21, 2006, 05:25:34 AM

Quote from: ClingFree on June 20, 2006, 03:34:58 PM
Quote from: foxx on June 20, 2006, 03:05:33 PM
I am guilty of all of them...except the preggers one...
lmao!

Have you met my oldest daughter? :ll

Hee! :-*

hades · June 21, 2006, 07:05:24 AM

none of them happened to me. :P

foxx · June 21, 2006, 09:04:27 AM

Quote from: hades on June 21, 2006, 07:05:24 AM
none of them happened to me. :P

Fibber! :-\

hades · June 21, 2006, 09:46:24 AM

they really didnt.

tponka · June 21, 2006, 05:21:05 PM

As badly as I hate to admit it, I'm guilty of the ENTIRE LIST! :OO

hades · June 21, 2006, 09:37:56 PM

ah a lightweight. :P

Swámpßàby § · June 22, 2006, 03:49:15 PM

Hilarious! I needed a good laugh today.

justahumping · June 22, 2006, 03:55:23 PM

Quote from: foxx on June 20, 2006, 03:05:33 PM
I am guilty of all of them...except the preggers one...
lmao!

Me too. lol

Tara · June 22, 2006, 05:03:28 PM

I will let you know how many apply to me at the end of the night. :/\

hades · June 22, 2006, 09:25:29 PM

lol. :-X

justahumping · July 01, 2006, 01:31:29 PM

Quote from: Tara on June 22, 2006, 05:03:28 PM
I will let you know how many apply to me at the end of the night. :/\

WE are still wating???????????????

hades · July 01, 2006, 10:45:32 PM

whos waiting? :-X

Tara · July 02, 2006, 06:21:07 AM

Quote from: justahumping on July 01, 2006, 01:31:29 PM
Quote from: Tara on June 22, 2006, 05:03:28 PM
I will let you know how many apply to me at the end of the night. :/\

WE are still wating???????????????

I must of gotten drunk and forgot. :o

Quote from: hades on July 01, 2006, 10:45:32 PM
whos waiting? :-X

You zip it buddy! :ll :)))

hades · July 02, 2006, 08:14:40 AM

lol :P

justahumping · July 02, 2006, 11:36:27 PM

Quote from: Tara on June 22, 2006, 05:03:28 PM
I will let you know how many apply to me at the end of the night. :/\

BUT I quote : "I will let you know how many apply to me at the end of the night."

Sure has been a long night if ou ask me. NOW unzip it and tell all? PLEASE? lmao

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