The old Florida farmer

[Libra]

The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely; picnic tables, barbecue pit, horseshoe stakes, along with some apple and peach trees.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing gleefully, and, coming closer, he could see it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

As he approached, he made as much noise as possible with his bucket to make the women aware of his presence. At once, they all swam to the center of the pond where it was deepest.

One of the women shouted to him, "Hey, old fella, we're not coming out until you leave."


The old man frowned and replied "I didn't come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or even to make you get out of the pond."

Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."



Some old fellas are quick on their feet...

[crazy_]

 :))  :))  good one

[ClingFree]

Lmao!   I am soo sending that to Gramps.

[hooangel]

:) hahaha.

[Tara]

 :))  Good one Lib  :D

[Lynne]

Lol I like that one Lib  :)))

[hades]

lol.  :)

[ArmyWife]

lol  :D

[Kelly]

omgosh too funny...sent that one to a bunch of peeps....thanks!!

[pogolver2000]

that is funny and mean

[lostinpogoland]

 :)))funny