Never argue with a woman

[Kelly]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her
book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are
you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.


"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."


"Yes, but you have all the equipment.  For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."


"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.


"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.


"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."


"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.





MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

[hades]

lol.  :-X

[foxx]

Nice.  I likey that one lots!

[babygurl424]

thats a good one  :)))

[kgansor]

 :)))

[zzigzzag]

yep, good one..thanks!

[lostinpogoland]

 :)) thank you i liked that 1

[Libra]

Hee!  I used to read alot before Pogo came along... and then even less when I discovered this place.  Does that mean I've stopped thinking?  :-\

[Tara]

Hee!  I used to read alot before Pogo came along... and then even less when I discovered this place.  Does that mean I've stopped thinking?  :-\

Probably so.  :))