Age and experience! Too Funny!!

[Kelly]

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.



One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering  about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.



The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"



Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"



Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.



The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop  on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!



Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?",  but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.



"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!



Moral of this story....



Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!

[Luna]

That was good. Thanks for sharing.

[hades]

nice one.  :)

[kgansor]

haha thats good

[Jewel]

rofl...I loved that one!  :))

[crazy_]

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry
store one Friday evening with a beautiful young
gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was
looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The
jeweler looked through his stock and brought out
a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.

The old man said, "I don't think you understand,
I want something very special"

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special
stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a
stunning ring at only $40,000", the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole
body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made
and the old man stated, by check. "I know you
need to make sure my check is good, so I'll
write it now and you can call the bank Monday
to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday
afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned
the old man. "There's no money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine
the weekend I had?"

Don't mess with Old People

[foxx]

 :))

Hee!

[hades]

lol.  ;D

[Kelly]

Good one crazy  :))

[pogolver2000]

 :))