How do these people survive?

[~Ãutolovér~]

This was sent to me, had to share it lol.........  :o

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ONE... Recently, when I went to  McDonald's I saw on the menu that you Could
have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen
nuggets. "We don't have half  dozen nuggets," said the teenager at The
counter. "You don't?" I replied.  "We only have six, nine, or twelve," Was
the reply? "So I can't order a half  dozen nuggets, but I can order Six?"
"That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

Two... I  was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and
The lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one
of those  "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and Placed it
between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned
all of my  items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all Over for the
bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she Said to me, "Do
you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed My mind, I don't
think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and
left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

Three... A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive
and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing,
she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking For a credit
card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

FOUR... I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do
You need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have Replaced
the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do
you think they  (pointing to a distant convenience store) would Have a
battery to fit this?"  "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote  thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to
me. As I took the key  and manually unlocked the door, I Replied, "Why don't
you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

FIVE... Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day
she was typing and turned to a  secretary and said, "I'm almost Out of
typing paper. What do I do?" "Just  use copier machine paper," the secretary
told her. With that, the intern  took her last remaining blank piece of
paper, put it on the photocopier and  proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

SIX... I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large  motor home was
towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire  need of Repair
and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I Asked the
manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set The "cruise
control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

[Lynne]

:ooo It amazes me as to how many these "stupid" people survive.

[Gecko]

Last McDonald's take away i got, i fed it to my pet turtle     :o     the take away didnt look the best  :ox 

[Tara]

Last McDonald's take away i got, i fed it to my pet turtle     :o     the take away didnt look the best  :ox 

Hee hee @ take away. I guess that means take out over here.  So you have McDonalds over there?  I wonder if they serve the same things as ours does.  :-\

If you order  #1 it is two all crock patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun?  :)))

[foxx]

Last McDonald's take away i got, i fed it to my pet turtle     :o     the take away didnt look the best  :ox 

Hee hee @ take away. I guess that means take out over here.  So you have McDonalds over there?  I wonder if they serve the same things as ours does.  :-\

If you order  #1 it is two all crock patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun?  :)))

Coca-cola?  Meet monitor!  HEE!

[kgansor]

wow.
people amaze me. :o

[Gecko]

we have kangaroo burgers     aka skippy burgers     nice to eat if u can hold ur burger down  if its not to fresh ur ok  :)))       

[kgansor]

i sent that to like everyone i know and they all got a kick outta it

[Tara]

we have kangaroo burgers     aka skippy burgers     nice to eat if u can hold ur burger down  if its not to fresh ur ok  :)))       

Huh? Auto get over here and explain what he means for me. I got the kangaroo burgers are also called skippy burgers.

They are nice to eat if you can hold them down?  They're alive? 

If its not to fresh your ok? You eat it spoiled?  I'm confused.  :'((

[Gecko]

we have kangaroo burgers     aka skippy burgers     nice to eat if u can hold ur burger down  if its not to fresh ur ok  :)))       

Huh? Auto get over here and explain what he means for me. I got the kangaroo burgers are also called skippy burgers.

They are nice to eat if you can hold them down?  They're alive? 

If its not to fresh your ok? You eat it spoiled?  I'm confused.  :'((

:))  :))   if its too fresh your  burger  will hop away on you tara   
~!~       :))   and when u dip ur burger  its called  skippy dippin  :)))

[Tara]

we have kangaroo burgers     aka skippy burgers     nice to eat if u can hold ur burger down  if its not to fresh ur ok  :)))       

Huh? Auto get over here and explain what he means for me. I got the kangaroo burgers are also called skippy burgers.

They are nice to eat if you can hold them down?  They're alive? 

If its not to fresh your ok? You eat it spoiled?  I'm confused.  :'((

:))  :))   if its too fresh your  burger  will hop away on you tara   
~!~       :))   and when u dip ur burger  its called  skippy dippin  :)))

You eat your burgers ALIVE? OMG

[Gecko]

we have kangaroo burgers     aka skippy burgers     nice to eat if u can hold ur burger down  if its not to fresh ur ok  :)))       

Huh? Auto get over here and explain what he means for me. I got the kangaroo burgers are also called skippy burgers.

They are nice to eat if you can hold them down?  They're alive? 

If its not to fresh your ok? You eat it spoiled?  I'm confused.  :'((

:))  :))   if its too fresh your  burger  will hop away on you Tara   
~!~       :))   and when u dip Ur burger  its called  Skippy dippin  :)))

You eat your burgers ALIVE? OMG

well  i am sexatarian  make love not war    and don't like killing animals     :))     :))      are you sure ur awake yet ?

[Tara]

A vegetarian doesn't eat meat at all.  I  <3  my meat!!  I'm on my way to the bed. Nite.

[Gecko]

A vegetarian doesn't eat meat at all.  I  <3  my meat!!  I'm on my way to the bed. Nite.

niters  lol better i change that word to a sexatarian   ~!~ 

[babygurl424]

those were tooooo funny!!!  especially the walmart one cause i use to work there and we really had people there that dumb..lol

[Gecko]

A vegetarian doesn't eat meat at all.  I  <3  my meat!!  I'm on my way to the bed. Nite.

see ya on ur potty run later  Tara    :)))

[hades]

tara on a potty run?  :o

[EyeCu]

My friend works doing tech support for computers, and a lady called in once to tell him that her cup holder (the dvd player) kept closing on her :|

[sunshineboy_13]

too funny :)))