I Hate Everybody

[Libra]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone



1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?  >:D

 

2.  People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.  >:D

 

3.  When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". God Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?   ::)

 

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why in the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?  Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm Gonna Kick their asses!  >:D

 

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the effin' floor.  >:D

 

6.  People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?   >:D



7.  When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.   :oo
 

8.  When people say "life is short". What the hell?  :o  Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?  >:D
 

9.  When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?   >>:D


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Ok, done. Climbing off soapbox

[EyeCu]

haha those were good, thanks for the laugh :)

[nanners]

cute Tara   ;::  tee hee :)))

[Libra]

cute Tara   ;::  tee hee :)))

Nanners?  Put your glasses on.  I'm Lib, not T. 


*for the record, Nanners sent this to me via email.   :-X

[nanners]

OH crap! color me embarrassed!!!!!!!!  :ll

[Libra]

OH crap! color me embarrassed!!!!!!!!  :ll

:))  I can't take credit for the good stuff you send me!

And sorry Homer!  I thought I did put this in Laugh House.  :-[

[nanners]

Your are most velcome g/f.. ;::

[Tara]

cute Tara   ;::  tee hee :)))

Nanners?  Put your glasses on.  I'm Lib, not T. 


*for the record, Nanners sent this to me via email.   :-X

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Your welcome Nanners...  :))

[nanners]

I'll try to keep my T's and my Lib's straight from now on.. ::)

[Tara]

I'll try to keep my T's and my Lib's straight from now on.. ::)

Is that kinda like your P's and Q's?  :o

[nanners]

uh huh..it is..
I'll try to keep my T's and my Lib's straight from now on.. ::)

Is that kinda like your P's and Q's?  :o

[Tara]

There you go screwing up the quote..  :))  I'm taking back the diploma I just friggen gave you !!!!

[Libra]

There you go screwing up the quote..  :))  I'm taking back the diploma I just friggen gave you !!!!

LMAO!  Poor Nanners. She just can't do nothing right in this thread!  :))

[Tara]

There you go screwing up the quote..  :))  I'm taking back the diploma I just friggen gave you !!!!

LMAO!  Poor Nanners. She just can't do nothing right in this thread!  :))

Lmao and you know of one she did good in?  I'm just kidding!!

[nanners]

THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!! no more quoteing..ever!! :'((

[Tara]

THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!! no more quoteing..ever!! :'((

You can't give up now and let everyone call you a loser can ya?  Practice makes perfect!!

[Libra]

THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!! no more quoteing..ever!! :'((

Awww, Nanna!  We luvs you woman!  When we pick on you we do it with the utmost love and respect!  :-* :-* :-*

[nanners]

THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!! no more quoteing..ever!! :'((

Awww, Nanna!  We luvs you woman!  When we pick on you we do it with the utmost love and respect!  :-* :-* :-*

ok ONE more time!!

[nanners]

I did it HUH??? :)))

[Tara]

I did it HUH??? :)))

Yepper you sure did and for that, I give you your diploma back!!  :-*