Bragging Rights

[Squid]

We used to say "Well, smack my face and call me stinky."  I don't know why we said it, but we did.   :-[

We also used to say, "Well, smack my bottom and call me Myrtle".

[Stinkerbell]

We also used to say, "Well, smack my bottom and call me Myrtle".

Why?

[Squid]

Because my name is Myrtle and I like my bottom smacked.  Any other questions?

[Joe C]

Does anyone else have strange things they like to be called while others do strange things to them?

If so, please feel free to share in this thread!

:!$

[Tara]

Does anyone else have strange things they like to be called while others do strange things to them?

If so, please feel free to share in this thread!

:!$

Oh gawd, we have another perv in this place. ::)

[jarjar]

Oh gawd, we have another perv in this place. ::)

:D Joe C :D

[Joe C]

Oh gawd, we have another perv in this place. ::)

Oh, no. I have NO fun stories, names or the like that I wanted to share.

It just seems we veered off a ramp onto the local road.

O+O  :=

[Tara]

Oh, no. I have NO fun stories, names or the like that I wanted to share.

It just seems we veered off a ramp onto the local road.

O+O  :=

You don't have to be shy about being a perv, trust me you're not the only perv here.  :)))  It's okay to go off topic here, it's an off topic thread.  :P

[Joe C]

You don't have to be shy about being a perv, trust me you're not the only perv here.  :)))  It's okay to go off topic here, it's an off topic thread.  :P

I just said I did not feel like SHARING and that I had no FUN stories.

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Of course this place is filled with pervs. It is the Internets.  <..>

[CindyLouWho]

I thought MEN always liked to brag & since this is the bragging thread..............................   :)))

Oh I've always said this a lot "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit";  not that I ever had my butt buttered tho.. :ooo :))

[Joe C]

I thought MEN always liked to brag & since this is the bragging thread..............................   :)))

Oh I've always said this a lot "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit";  not that I ever had my butt buttered tho.. :ooo :))

BOYS like to brag. MEN realize someone that bragging is for boys.

WOMEN prefer MEN to BOYS....mostly

BOYS think they know what WOMEN want.

MEN know better than to think that.

[FreecellFanny]

WOMEN prefer MEN to BOYS....mostly

I like boys. They're easier to train.  :{:

Besides, I keep my men in jars on the shelf.  ???

[Homer]

I just wanna brag that my pimp hand is getting stronger every day with all the slapping I've had to do around here lately.  :{:

[~Sassy~]

 :-\ What's a pimp hand, Homer? Does that beat a Royal Flush?  :))

[Homer]

:-\ What's a pimp hand, Homer? Does that beat a Royal Flush?  :))

:{: :{: :{: Now you know

[~Sassy~]

 What a  guy!  VV I have missed you too. :%#

[Squid]

Oh I've always said this a lot "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit";  not that I ever had my butt buttered tho.. :ooo :))

:))

:-\ What's a pimp hand, Homer? Does that beat a Royal Flush?  :))

:))

:{: :{: :{: Now you know

:))

What a  guy!  VV I have missed you too. :%#

:)))

[FreecellFanny]

:-\ What's a pimp hand, Homer? Does that beat a Royal Flush?  :))

Apparently you haven't heard the song?  :))

[Joe C]

Apparently you haven't heard the song?  :))

No, but if you sing a few bars I might hum along.

[Janadra]

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