Things to Ponder

[swissmissy63]

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;
 

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
 
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
 
What disease did cured ham actually have?
 
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
 
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
 
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
 
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
 
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
 
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
 
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
 
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
 
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
 
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
 
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
 
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
 
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
 
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
 
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
 
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
 

:)))

[Julez]

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

I thought bread went in a toaster?  :)))

[Tara]

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;
 

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
 
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
 
What disease did cured ham actually have?
 
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
 
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
 
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
 
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
 
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
 
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
 
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
 
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
 
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
 
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
 
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
 
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
 
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
 
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
 
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
 
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
 

:)))

I'm pondering over your avatar..LOL  Poor guy, I can only imagine that's exactly how they feel when that happens.

[hades]

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


lol then the cartoon would just be him eating dinner as the roadrunner ran by.  :P

[david/ross]

that cool  :)) :)))

[Gecko]

i can add another to ponder on  it wasnt the apple in the tree that started the human race  it was the pair on the ground   . ok so i know there no mention of apple in bible its called friut so i added apple  new word to bible lol :-*