A New Diet

[liebe_angel]

A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....

I was in wal-mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever
and was in the check out line.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no...I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door

[Tara]

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[foxx]

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[hades]

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[kandykitty20012]

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[Monkey]

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[CrossCountry]

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[Luna]

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[pammer]

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[IndianLover]

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[hunter13]

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[Ms.Behavin]

Don't you just love stupid people. Heres to all the dumb  :o0 in the world,  :!! I was breastfeeding my son one day in the bathroom at a mall and this lady walked in and tried to start a conversation by saying "Is he urs?"  :o 

[Izamin]

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[swamp]

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[CrossCountry]

Don't you just love stupid people. Heres to all the dumb  :o0 in the world,  :!! I was breastfeeding my son one day in the bathroom at a mall and this lady walked in and tried to start a conversation by saying "Is he urs?"  :o 

lmao Bill Engval  HERE'S UR SIGN!!

[april_showers]

 :D stupid people jus kill me..lol