In Honor of Stupid People ........

[Luna]

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)








On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)








On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)










On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)






On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)






On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(and you thought?)






On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)






On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)






On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(I'm taking this because?)







On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)






On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)







On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)






On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)







On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)






On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

       ****Blessed are the cracked: For it is they who let in the light

[Helen]

It does make you wonder.....lol. Good ones, thanks for the laugh.  :))

[Mary]

thanks good ones  :))  :))

[bobby]

i never got that either, to win you always have to buy stuff but it always says no purchase necessary :))

[Jackpotloser]

Very Funny Stuff.

[foxx]

Those were funny...

Isn't it sad that we live in a lawsuit happy society? 

[hades]

lmao.those were great  ;D

[Luna]

Thank you all for liking them.  :) :))

[Bree]

That was really funny Sweetpeach...... :))

[holly222]

MMM......Im the kind of person that notices this stuff all the time... Im glad to see Im not the only one! 

:-[

[hades]

welcome  ;)

[Luna]

That was really funny Sweetpeach...... :))

Ty Bree....not as funny as the ones you and others post :-[

[SaintHiρρo]

That was really funny Sweetpeach...... :))

Ty Bree....not as funny as the ones you and others post :-[

Oh but it was very funny. A little long with all those spaces in between but it was funny!

[Luna]

yeah I did mess that up saint. I need to be more careful next time :-*

[pogo_gamer]

 <:>

[kandykitty20012]

its sad but they are true :)))

[xgingerx]

omg that was funny... :))

[Ms.Behavin]

Thats soo funny Luna! vg!  :^* :^* :^*

[Luna]

Thanks Ms.Behavin