"high tech redneck:"

[david/ross]

How to tell if you might be a "high tech redneck:"

If your e-mail address ends in "over.yonder.com"
If you connect to the WWW via a "Down Home Page"
If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"
If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson"
If youve ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone
If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT"
If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
If your wife said "Either she or the computer had to go," and you still dont miss her
If youve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on
If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessey"
If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal
If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy yall"  :)) :)))