Hall Of Shame

[Tara]

geesh, use a tree to prop ya up!

When you gotta pee, you gotta pee. Sometimes you don't have time to find a tree..lmao

[TmT]

Once while in Gatlinburg area for weekend, friends and I decided to buy some beer and take a tour of Cades Cove. If you're not familiar with the area, it's just country..beautiful though.

The beer was really getting to me and no restrooms anywhere..about dusk, I just absolutely HAD to pee. We found an old Church with a cemetary behind it. Thought, ok no one here to see me..so, I went back to the cemetary and adjoining woods...squatted like a pro.  I heard a noise in the woods and thought it was a bear (still believe it was) and so I am really trying to hurry and a car pulls in..omg..I pulled my shorts up but couldn't stop peeing  :-[

I walked calmly by those nice people in the cemetary with pee dripping down my legsand my head held high  8)

This has to be the worst moment of my life..and very uncomfortable with pee soaked shorts on the ride back to the condo... :'(( 

Don't tell anyone I did this, ok?  ;)

OMG!  :)) :))    Whats bad also, is when your so drunk and you squat to pee and just fall down in it. I know I'm not the only one it's happened to.

Say what? You nastyfreakindrunkazzpissywench!

[Julez]

geesh, use a tree to prop ya up!

When you gotta pee, you gotta pee. Sometimes you don't have time to find a tree..lmao

LMAOOOO  you poet you!

[TmT]

geesh, use a tree to prop ya up!

When you gotta pee, you gotta pee. Sometimes you don't have time to find a tree..lmao

If u get that pissy drunk.. u need to catherize yourself before u go out... then u dont have to stop and piss at all!
Now...chittin... datz another story..... lmfaoz

[Tara]

geesh, use a tree to prop ya up!

When you gotta pee, you gotta pee. Sometimes you don't have time to find a tree..lmao

If u get that pissy drunk.. u need to catherize yourself before u go out... then u dont have to stop and piss at all!
Now...chittin... datz another story..... lmfaoz

Oh gawd that was in the days when I wasn't even allowed to drink. Hell if I would of been, I wouldn't of been out on a country road somewhere in the middle of the night. :pp

[Shady Lady]

If you had left the eggs just a little longer, you could have been finding bits of egg above your windowsill  like I did after the fire department left. I left the house & came home to find the eggs had exploded & a neighbor had called the fire dept. Of course, I felt like an idiot.

[Julez]

 :)) :)) :)) Shady!!!


gggrrr where's the AC man?! >>:D

[crazy_]

If you had left the eggs just a little longer, you could have been finding bits of egg above your windowsill  like I did after the fire department left. I left the house & came home to find the eggs had exploded & a neighbor had called the fire dept. Of course, I felt like an idiot.

OMG shady ... that beats all I think  :))

[SexySagittarian]

A few years back I was having severe back problems and had to have a shower chair in the shower to sit on to shower because standing was too painful. Being the "frugal person that I am, I opted for the less expensive model without the back on it. I sat and rinsed and lathered and scrubbed then stood long enough to rinse the soap off then sat back down on what had become a soapy and slippery seat which I promptly slid right off the back of. For those of you not familiar with shower chairs, they have suction cups on the feet so that the chair won't slide while you are sitting on them, so when I went down behind the chair I was wedged between the chair and the back of the tub, legs straight up in the air, arms caught between the top half and bottom half of my wet nekkid body and totally unable to move. I started screaming for Mr. Slave to come remove me from my unfortunate position but being mostly deaf, help was not forthcoming. Finally, after more than five minutes of contant screaming for help, Brandy, who lived in a mother-in-law suite at the other end of our house on another floor of the house awoke from a sound sleep and came to my rescue. She and Mr. Slave did not even try to hide their hysterical laughter as they pried my poor embarrassed and totally exposed body from it's pretzel like position. To this day if a shampoo bottle falls into the tub while I am showering everyone in the house runs into the bathroom to see what kind of trouble I have gotten into. ::)

[ClingFree]

A few years back I was having severe back problems and had to have a shower chair in the shower to sit on to shower because standing was too painful. Being the "frugal person that I am, I opted for the less expensive model without the back on it. I sat and rinsed and lathered and scrubbed then stood long enough to rinse the soap off then sat back down on what had become a soapy and slippery seat which I promptly slid right off the back of. For those of you not familiar with shower chairs, they have suction cups on the feet so that the chair won't slide while you are sitting on them, so when I went down behind the chair I was wedged between the chair and the back of the tub, legs straight up in the air, arms caught between the top half and bottom half of my wet nekkid body and totally unable to move. I started screaming for Mr. Slave to come remove me from my unfortunate position but being mostly deaf, help was not forthcoming. Finally, after more than five minutes of contant screaming for help, Brandy, who lived in a mother-in-law suite at the other end of our house on another floor of the house awoke from a sound sleep and came to my rescue. She and Mr. Slave did not even try to hide their hysterical laughter as they pried my poor embarrassed and totally exposed body from it's pretzel like position. To this day if a shampoo bottle falls into the tub while I am showering everyone in the house runs into the bathroom to see what kind of trouble I have gotten into. ::)

:)))   I know that had to hurt with your back already in pain ... but omg lmao @ the visual!

[Kelly]

Jesus!  Where do I begin?  >:D

The time I tripped over the neighbors cat and fell in my pool?

My olympic tumble out of the bathroom running from a Palmetto bug, slamming myself into a wall?

The time I... Oh please, I could have this thread filled up in a day!  :))

OMG I am the same way could tell you stories ALL day

the time I tripped over a saint bernard dog...while carrying MY dog (cockerspanial)...oh my did the people laughed at me...

the time I tryed to go into the water down at the shore...the ocean kept spitting me out...I got so tired of being knocked over I crawled back to my blanket on hands and knees...oh how the people laughed at me...

the time I tripped backwards over a big garbage bag in my kitchen.....again with the people laughing...just my brother n boyfriend at the time tho...

btw when I tripped those 2 times I got AIRBORNE bigtime!!!

[Libra]

A few years back I was having severe back problems and had to have a shower chair in the shower to sit on to shower because standing was too painful. Being the "frugal person that I am, I opted for the less expensive model without the back on it. I sat and rinsed and lathered and scrubbed then stood long enough to rinse the soap off then sat back down on what had become a soapy and slippery seat which I promptly slid right off the back of. For those of you not familiar with shower chairs, they have suction cups on the feet so that the chair won't slide while you are sitting on them, so when I went down behind the chair I was wedged between the chair and the back of the tub, legs straight up in the air, arms caught between the top half and bottom half of my wet nekkid body and totally unable to move. I started screaming for Mr. Slave to come remove me from my unfortunate position but being mostly deaf, help was not forthcoming. Finally, after more than five minutes of contant screaming for help, Brandy, who lived in a mother-in-law suite at the other end of our house on another floor of the house awoke from a sound sleep and came to my rescue. She and Mr. Slave did not even try to hide their hysterical laughter as they pried my poor embarrassed and totally exposed body from it's pretzel like position. To this day if a shampoo bottle falls into the tub while I am showering everyone in the house runs into the bathroom to see what kind of trouble I have gotten into. ::)

:)))   I know that had to hurt with your back already in pain ... but omg lmao @ the visual!

I KNOW!  Coffee meet monitor!  :))

[Lynne]

A few years back I was having severe back problems and had to have a shower chair in the shower to sit on to shower because standing was too painful. Being the "frugal person that I am, I opted for the less expensive model without the back on it. I sat and rinsed and lathered and scrubbed then stood long enough to rinse the soap off then sat back down on what had become a soapy and slippery seat which I promptly slid right off the back of. For those of you not familiar with shower chairs, they have suction cups on the feet so that the chair won't slide while you are sitting on them, so when I went down behind the chair I was wedged between the chair and the back of the tub, legs straight up in the air, arms caught between the top half and bottom half of my wet nekkid body and totally unable to move. I started screaming for Mr. Slave to come remove me from my unfortunate position but being mostly deaf, help was not forthcoming. Finally, after more than five minutes of contant screaming for help, Brandy, who lived in a mother-in-law suite at the other end of our house on another floor of the house awoke from a sound sleep and came to my rescue. She and Mr. Slave did not even try to hide their hysterical laughter as they pried my poor embarrassed and totally exposed body from it's pretzel like position. To this day if a shampoo bottle falls into the tub while I am showering everyone in the house runs into the bathroom to see what kind of trouble I have gotten into. ::)

Oh hun.... :)) That had to have hurt.  :)) But like Mr. Slave and Brandy I would have been laughin my azzzzz off too.  :)) :))

[crazy_]

*hangs head*  boiled the eggs for the potato salad no problem.  Didn't burn, didn't explod, they were lovely, cooked just right.  Made the potato salad and moved the  bowl (plastic) so I could wipe the counter.  Moved the bowl onto the stove while I wiped the counter and put stuff in sink .... god damn it didn't turn the burner off !  eeeeeeeeeeew the fricken stench .... no potatoe salad, burner is effed and company coming in time for supper ..  :OO

[foxx]

So I have this giant pimple.  His name is Frank.   The following happened today...

There is a 12 year old that lives in one of the apartments in the building I work at.  He asked me "What happened to your face?" So, his mom, in a valiant effort to save me some embarrassment, says "She has a bug bite"...to which I respond..."No, actually, its a giant pimple...and in about 6 months...you'll have one too"...

To which he proceeds to say "Aren't you too old to have zits?"...and I say one of the dumbest things you can say to a kid..."how old do you think I am?"...

"I don't know...like 45?"  For your reference, his mom, who so obviously looks older than me is only 43. 

I am 30.

Nothing like the words of a child to bring the ego back to earth.

[Libra]

So I have this giant pimple.  His name is Frank.   The following happened today...

There is a 12 year old that lives in one of the apartments in the building I work at.  He asked me "What happened to your face?" So, his mom, in a valiant effort to save me some embarrassment, says "She has a bug bite"...to which I respond..."No, actually, its a giant pimple...and in about 6 months...you'll have one too"...

To which he proceeds to say "Aren't you too old to have zits?"...and I say one of the dumbest things you can say to a kid..."how old do you think I am?"...

"I don't know...like 45?"  For your reference, his mom, who so obviously looks older than me is only 43. 

I am 30.

Nothing like the words of a child to bring the ego back to earth.

Ahhh Sheesh!  You're telling this story again?  :)) :)) :))

[foxx]

So I have this giant pimple.  His name is Frank.   The following happened today...

There is a 12 year old that lives in one of the apartments in the building I work at.  He asked me "What happened to your face?" So, his mom, in a valiant effort to save me some embarrassment, says "She has a bug bite"...to which I respond..."No, actually, its a giant pimple...and in about 6 months...you'll have one too"...

To which he proceeds to say "Aren't you too old to have zits?"...and I say one of the dumbest things you can say to a kid..."how old do you think I am?"...

"I don't know...like 45?"  For your reference, his mom, who so obviously looks older than me is only 43. 

I am 30.

Nothing like the words of a child to bring the ego back to earth.

Ahhh Sheesh!  You're telling this story again?  :)) :)) :))

You guys made me tell it to everyone!  So, shuup! :-*

[Libra]

So I have this giant pimple.  His name is Frank.   The following happened today...

There is a 12 year old that lives in one of the apartments in the building I work at.  He asked me "What happened to your face?" So, his mom, in a valiant effort to save me some embarrassment, says "She has a bug bite"...to which I respond..."No, actually, its a giant pimple...and in about 6 months...you'll have one too"...

To which he proceeds to say "Aren't you too old to have zits?"...and I say one of the dumbest things you can say to a kid..."how old do you think I am?"...

"I don't know...like 45?"  For your reference, his mom, who so obviously looks older than me is only 43. 

I am 30.

Nothing like the words of a child to bring the ego back to earth.

Ahhh Sheesh!  You're telling this story again?  :)) :)) :))

You guys made me tell it to everyone!  So, shuup! :-*

I have been waiting all day for you to post that story so I could say that so YOU shuup!  :-*

[crazy_]

So I have this giant pimple.  His name is Frank.   The following happened today...

There is a 12 year old that lives in one of the apartments in the building I work at.  He asked me "What happened to your face?" So, his mom, in a valiant effort to save me some embarrassment, says "She has a bug bite"...to which I respond..."No, actually, its a giant pimple...and in about 6 months...you'll have one too"...

To which he proceeds to say "Aren't you too old to have zits?"...and I say one of the dumbest things you can say to a kid..."how old do you think I am?"...

"I don't know...like 45?"  For your reference, his mom, who so obviously looks older than me is only 43. 

I am 30.

Nothing like the words of a child to bring the ego back to earth.

um I gotta ask... do ya always name your zits?  :))

[foxx]

I have been waiting all day for you to post that story so I could say that so YOU shuup!  :-*

:P

So I have this giant pimple.  His name is Frank.   The following happened today...

There is a 12 year old that lives in one of the apartments in the building I work at.  He asked me "What happened to your face?" So, his mom, in a valiant effort to save me some embarrassment, says "She has a bug bite"...to which I respond..."No, actually, its a giant pimple...and in about 6 months...you'll have one too"...

To which he proceeds to say "Aren't you too old to have zits?"...and I say one of the dumbest things you can say to a kid..."how old do you think I am?"...

"I don't know...like 45?"  For your reference, his mom, who so obviously looks older than me is only 43. 

I am 30.

Nothing like the words of a child to bring the ego back to earth.

um I gotta ask... do ya always name your zits?  :))

No...lol...only the ones that look like they may start developing brain structure and the ability to speak... :)))  Once every 6 months or so one of them appears!  I may start naming even the baby ones now just for fun.