Wal Mart Greeter

[wattsmyname]

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into WalMart with her two
kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The WalMart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Walmart ....
Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the
oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

[Mr. Rasputia]

 :)) a few 6-packs and no lights will do wonders

[hades]

lmao...plenty of ugly fat girls have kids so it shows how desperate some guys are.  :))

[Tara]

Oh my !!!   :))

[IndianLover]

lmao I like that one  :))

[damian666]

 :ooo  :))  :))  :))

[nightperson]

 :))

[badgehog]

Ouchie's :)))

[david/ross]

:)) a few 6-packs and no lights will do wonders

:))that is funny :))

[savanahsmommy]

too funny  :D

[Torn2pieces]

LoL - good one