Men are like.....

[sherilynn]

 


1. Men are like ...Laxatives...... They  irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like...Bananas.......  The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like  ......Weather ....  Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders.....  You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men  are like ....Commercials  ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .... Department Stores..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men  are like ......Government Bonds  .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like  .....Mascara . They usually  run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ....Popcorn..... They satisfy  you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms.... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long  it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots.......... All the good ones are taken,  the rest are handicapped.

Now send  this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding  good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!! 

[Lynne]

Good one  :))

[thompson]

It was cute I will say that much :ll

[Mr. Rasputia]

 booooo :pp

[tponka]

hilarious!  :))

[IndianLover]

Cute!  :)))

[Sassy]

lol I read it to my hubby and he looks all innocent and says I'm not like that am I?  lmao He's now outside cleaning my car

:;'

[wattsmyname]

lol :))

[Julie]

Funny, especially No.11 ;D

[david/ross]

1. Men are like ...Laxatives...... They  irritate the crap out of you. >>:D
2. Men are like...Bananas.......  The older they get, the less firm they are. :/o\
3. Men are like  ......Weather ....  Nothing can be done to change them. :))
4. Men are like .......Blenders.....  You need One, but you're not quite sure why. :D
5. Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. ???
6. Men  are like ....Commercials  ....... You can't believe a word they say. ;::
7. Men are like .... Department Stores..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. :-[
8. Men  are like ......Government Bonds  .... They take soooooooo long to mature. :P
9. Men are like  .....Mascara . They usually  run at the first sign of emotion. :oo
10. Men are like ....Popcorn..... They satisfy  you, but only for a little while. <3
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms.... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long  it will last. :))  :))  :))
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps..... Fun to look at, but not very bright. :-[
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots.......... All the good ones are taken,  the rest are handicapped. :ll

Now send  this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding  good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!! 

:))  :))  :))  :))