Hillbilly Cledus

[RoadRUNNER]

As I have NOT read all the posts, this one might already be here.

Ole Boy name CLEDUS lives up in the mountains. Never ever been off da mountain. On his 30th b-day he stroll outside on his porch & tells his ole dog blu, "Well blu I am 30 today & I suppose I'll struts on down & see what town is all about".

Strolls down the mountain as barefoot as any ole hillbilly. Steps in the general store. He spots something shiny. He askes the lady what that thar thang is? She say, Wht that there is a thermus. He says why I declare, what it do? She says it keeps hot things hot & cold things cold. By golly I has ta have me one of dem & buys it. He strolls on home.

Saturday mornin, his cousin Bud comes over to go coon huntin. Cledus come out & ole bud says, Hey son, what's in yer pocket? He says, why that there me thermus. Bud says, whats it fer? Cledus says, it keeps hot things hot & cold things cold you silly boy.
Bud says really? & just what you gots in u'rs. Cledus says, I gots me 2 pop sickles & a cup of coffee.

[Tara]

 :o :))

[wattsmyname]

lol  :))

[hades]

lol.

[Jewel]

lol  :)))

[david/ross]

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[IndianLover]

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[Kelly]

haha

[badgemad]

very funny  :)) :)) :))) :)))

[SexySagittarian]

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