a parrot joke

[Tracey]

Joe boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is
surprised to find a large
purple parrot in the seat next to him. The
aircraft takes off and a
pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle past
Joe and his seat mate.

"Hey, bitch," says the parrot, "bring me a whiskey
and soda, and
make it
snappy!" The FA looks annoyed, but walks on. A
minute later, she walks
back up the aisle, and the parrot pipes up again:
"Dammit, you lazy
whore, where's my whiskey?  Hurry it up!" Visibly
flustered, the FA
hurries up the aisle and returns quickly with the
parrot's drink.
Impressed with the parrot's technique, Joe decides
to get some quick
service for himself. "Hey, slut," says Joe, "get
me a dry martini.
And

don't drag your sorry ass - I want it right now!"
The FA turns red with
anger and runs to the front of the plane. In a
moment she returns with

the First Officer and two burly male flight
attendants. The crewmen
seize Joe and the parrot, jerk open the emergency
door, and hurl
them both out of the airplane at 20,000 feet. As
the two hurtle out
the door,

the parrot says to Joe, "Ya know, for someone who
can't fly, you got
a lotta balls."

[foxx]

Ha!   :)))  Good one!

[Lynne]

Thats funny!! :))

[SexySagittarian]

That was very funny  :))

[wattsmyname]

Thats just to funny  :)) :))

[nightperson]

that was pertty cute :))) :))

[david/ross]

 :))) funny  :))

[justahumping]

 :)))

[hades]

lol.  :)

[sherilynn]

That was really funny :))

[xx_mandy_xx]

that was cute  :)))

[sunshine1950]

 :))) good one!