heehee Some man jokes for the ladies!!

[Kelly]

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed.

The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of
the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed
the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh!! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!
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Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience
for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to
death.

AMEN

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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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[hades]

lol.good one.

[Kelly]

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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that one makes me lol the most!!!

[Ilovemyweims]

 :)) to funny

[xx_mandy_xx]

ah...refreshing lol! :)

[Jewel]

 :))

[Luna]

those were so  :))  Guess my poor hubby could relate to some of those...course he didnt find them all that funny but I sure the heck did  :)))

[babygurl424]

 :))  those were good!!

[sunshine1950]

 :D Thank goodness for the whistle LOL

[justahumping]

 :))

[IndianLover]

 :)) omg those were good, even my mom got a kick outta them.

[zeboo]

 :))