Give Me Five

[pogo_gamer]

ok, question wasn't thought out enough, forgot todays generation splits faster than a humping bunny

                     here's another

Give me 5 reasons why a bartender should flag a person and stop giving him/her booze

[TmT]

1. abusin himself
2. pee'n on himself
3. he's cursin and swearin at bartender for another drink
4. he's tryin pickup lines on invisible people
5. sittin there crappin on himself

(( noticed all these examples were "men" )) lmao

Gimme 5 things people do to hide they're cheatin on a mate

[pogo_gamer]

Make excuse that they have to stay late at work

Tells spouse their sick so they don't have to have sex because their already spent

Hides the credit card bill so motel bill isn't seen on the charge card

Covers Hickey's so not seen

Double clothing so no hair is found

Give me 5 wild places to have sex

[TmT]

You gave those answer quickly... uh uh uh  :oo

Give me 5 wild places to have sex
On elevator filled with people
On public transportation....plane ...bus... train
White House front lawn... lol
Your front porch...
Your neighbor's swimmin pool in broad daylight

Name 5 things a judge might say to a dui driver

[pogo_gamer]

90 days

your a fool and now a fool without a drivers licence

I have a good mind to throw the book at you

do you know that when you drink and drive that you car becomes a lethal weapon

Next time you decide to drink, leave the freeken car parked



Give me 5 ways to bow out of a date

[TmT]

Give me 5 ways to bow out of a date
* not that I've personally done these...lol *

1.  Lie, say you're sick
2.  Lie, say you have death in the family
3.  Say you have to work late or something came up unexpectedly at work
4.  Change you phone number
5.  Come to the door dressed real tacky and smelly and he back out on his own...  <:>

Name 5 things a guy say on a date that is so typical of a man....

[pogo_gamer]

Golly your dressing like a million bucks

Wanna go park

do you wanna talk about the first thing that cums up

do you want me to wear protection

do you want to spend the night at my house


Give me 5 reasons to tell your boss off

[kandykitty20012]

Cuz he is a $@shole
To bossy
arrogent
to may orders
just cuz you feel like it

Give me 5 new years resolutions

[pogo_gamer]

Quit Smoking

Quit Eating Chocolate

Quit Arguing

Quit Cussing

Quit Streaking
Naked




Give me 5 reasons A person should be able to break the law and drive fast

[kandykitty20012]

Hospital
Having Baby
Late for work
No drivers liscence getting away from cops
just dont pay attention to road signs

give me 5 mixed drinks for new years celebration

[pogo_gamer]

Screw Driver

Harvey Wallbanger

Martini

Manhattan

Margarita

Give me 5 cures for my hangover

[kandykitty20012]

Take a shot of booze
ginger ale
coffee
fresh air
drugs...lol

give me 5 items you mix into your coffee to plavor it up?

[pogo_gamer]

Alcohol check for sweetness

More Alcohol  Check for sweetness

Even more Alcohol   recheck for sweetness

A lot more Alcohol   recheck and double check for sweetness

Lastly, if not correct level of sweetness, empty cup of all coffee and Alcohol and start with empty cup and only add the Alcohol, Repeat until one doesn't care about sweetness any longer


Give me 5 ways to wash your body

[kandykitty20012]

in the tub
shower
sink
creek
pool

name 5 kinds of bar soap

[pogo_gamer]

Luxe

Ivory

Irish Spring

Cammay

Caress

Give me 5 Exercises

[Tara]

Sex
Push Ups
Sit Ups
Jogging
Walking

Give me 5 things you ate today.

[pogo_gamer]

choc chipt cookie

Ring Bologna

Munster Cheese

Garlic

The Wife


Give me 5 ways you love sex

[TmT]

Give 5 things children hate at doctors/hospitals

[pogo_gamer]

<:> Tokens cheated, she did not respond to my question  <:>


Give 5 things children hate at doctors/hospitals was tokens ?

Shots !!

Enema

Drops in ears

Having a broken bone attended to

Cold stethiscope

Give me 5 reasons a policeman pulls you over to give you a ticket

[kandykitty20012]

speeding
not stopping
no turn signals
broken light
just cuz they feel like it

Give me 5 ways to make eggs for breakfast