Give Me Five

[crazy_]

Gimme 5 ways to tell a man he's too short for me

you got shoes with lifts?

hey you .... I'm up here

Do you mind if I use your head for a chin rest?

Do you drown in puddles?

I can't see you... oh there you are down there.

Gimmie 5 of the corniest pickup lines you have ever heard

[TmT]

Gimme 5 ways to tell a man he's too short for me

you got shoes with lifts?

hey you .... I'm up here

Do you mind if I use your head for a chin rest?

Do you drown in puddles?

I can't see you... oh there you are down there.

Gimmie 5 of the corniest pickup lines you have ever heard

lmao

Uh Uh Uh... ur so fine I can drink your bath water

Damn girl, you gotta lotta junk in your trunk

I know u must be taken... ur too good look'n to be single

I know u heard this b4...but... Im really not like all the other guys...

I jus wanna friend...someone to "talk" to

Gimme 5 lines women use to reject men come on lines....

[zzigzzag]

Gimme 5 ways to tell a man he's too short for me

you got shoes with lifts?

hey you .... I'm up here

Do you mind if I use your head for a chin rest?

Do you drown in puddles?

I can't see you... oh there you are down there.

Gimmie 5 of the corniest pickup lines you have ever heard

lmao

Uh Uh Uh... ur so fine I can drink your bath water

Damn girl, you gotta lotta junk in your trunk

I know u must be taken... ur too good look'n to be single

I know u heard this b4...but... Im really not like all the other guys...

I jus wanna friend...someone to "talk" to

Gimme 5 lines women use to reject men come on lines....

Sorry i'm gay!

I think I dated your dad!

I think we are related.


Your ugly, have a nice day!

My mom said I can't play with boys!

Gimme 5 best date scenerios

[TmT]

Gimme 5 best date scenarios
:))  :))  I dont think I know any....  :))  :))
             

Ok.. Ok... best date...hmmm
1.  After dinner it leads to a romantic walk on the beach... with maybe a lil wine...cuddlin....nice moon light.... sweet talkin....gentle kissin....enjoyin the sand and water between ya toes

2.  Picnic lunch....again... wine... blanket under a big oak tree....playin a few lil interestin adult games....cuddlin... sweet talk....gentle kissin

3.  Him cookin a nice romantic dinner for you... candlelight..nice music... dozen of roses.... he's dressed very sexy....the atmosphere very cozy....feedin you chocolate strawberries, whip cream....him takin you by the hands, dancin... slowly... whisperin sweet talk... cuddlin.... gentle kissin

4.   Skip the beach... picnic.... and dinner.... str8 to the bedroom....rose pedal all on the bed...leadin to the Jacuzzi... a nice sexy lingerie outfit (that he purchased and laid out on the bed).. nice bubble bath all waitin for you... champagne....candles lit... soft music playin...... and him givin u a very nice gentle back rub in the tub......ok.. yes... whisperin sweet talk..cuddlin... gentle kissin

5.  He picks ya up for lunch... private jet waitin.....hands ya a dozen roses...... trip to Paris....weekend shoppin spree.... for all the clothes and things u did not have time to pack and bring.....and this scenario is rated beyond pg 13... (the end) lmao

[zzigzzag]

Lights a cigarette!    :D  was it good for you too?  Musta been you forgot to give us 5..LOL

[xx_mandy_xx]

Lights a cigarette!    :D  was it good for you too?  Musta been you forgot to give us 5..LOL

:)) :)) :)) :))

[sonya679]

ok token master now whats your 5?

[zzigzzag]

heres  you 5 sonya

5  ways to change the channel without a remote

[Tara]

With your finger
tongue
toe
nose
lips


Good gawd!!!   :))

Give me 5 things that will make you have gas... :))

[who me?]

exxon
citgo
bp
speedway
beans
:))

give me 5 ways to use whip cream

[Tara]

 :ooo


use it to put on pie
use it to put on strawberries
use it to put on ice cream
use it to put on cakes
use it to put on body parts


Give me 5 things that a nun does

[TmT]

Lights a cigarette!    :D  was it good for you too?  Musta been you forgot to give us 5..LOL

<fallin outta chair lol> omg... Im two shades of red... omg.. Im jus recuperatin from those scenarios... I got so excited I didnt even think about givin 5.........

Oh my... Ziggy... it was truly good for me...  :))

[TmT]

Give me 5 things that a nun does

Pray a lot
lotta cold showers
stay away from men
loves to wipe twice
Put the spin cycle on more than once

5 things a nun should not do

[Tara]

do the priest
do another nun
cuss
drink
buy toys


Name 5 things that get you banned on PC cheats   :))

[TmT]

do the priest
do another nun
cuss
drink
buy toys


Name 5 things that get you banned on PC cheats   :))

lmao for all the above if u touch Homer...

Sex talk
Sex Playin
Profanity
Swearin
Mentionin any thing the violation rules say u cant

Name 5 things ur never see Mayhem doin on Forum

[Tara]

Cussing
Posting pictures
Using a avatar
Playing in the Fun and Games Section
Dance naked in the forum


We better change subjects ...lol

Give me 5 things a puppy does

[TmT]

Cussing
Posting pictures
Using a avatar
Playing in the Fun and Games Section
Dance naked in the forum


We better change subjects ...lol

Give me 5 things a puppy does

Rofl...real hard

Pee on floor
whine all night
eat all day
play a lot
wont follow directions

Gimme 5 Things A convict Does

[who me?]

eats
sleeps
chits
barks
plays

give me 5 things that annoy you

[TmT]

Snitchin
Back Stabbin
Two-faced people
Liars
Cheaters..... oh.. uh.. dat mean all of u..huh...?

Gimme 5 things that convict does

[babygurl424]

wears orange
makes license plates
sits on death row
sleeps on an uncomfortable bed
doesn't drop the soap..LOL

give me 5 types of cats