Ask a stupid question ....

[hades]

to make it brighter or dimmer.


why do girls rush to get fake nails?

[nightperson]

make there finger look longer




why does cats look stupid sometime

[Tara]

They're just like men...confused!


Why is the North colder than the South?

[nightperson]

because it is in the shade alot


why does people think they have enought gas to get where there going

[Tara]

Well don't you when you fart?  :))


Why does Homer keep asking me if I want his sausage?  I'm not even hungry.  :))

[nightperson]

cause he is telling you something else



why does humping only come out to play at night

[Tara]

Because he has to wait for his mom to go to sleep

Why do police have handcuffs?

[Monkey]

So Paris Hilton won't fight back.  :))

Why do brownies taste so good?

[justahumping]

because they are laced!
why does the crazys come out on a full moon?

[nightperson]

because it is the animal in them



why do people go crazy over a sale

[zeboo]

they are shopaholics

why do zebra's have stripes

[wattsmyname]

because they would be horses without them  :))


why do penguins have wings

[bluebell1us]

 :)))so they can flap and walk funny
     
      why do lions roar

[zeboo]

because they would sound funny with a meow

are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

[nightperson]

to each there own i always say



why did the chicken cross the road :)) :))

[zeboo]

there was free beer on the other side of the road...thats what Homer said  :))

what does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane

[nightperson]

kiss a$$ world



why does homer listen to tara

[zeboo]

cuz she will kick his butt  :))

what do you call a male ballerina?

[nightperson]

some one that like to go bowling



why do dogs chase cars

[zeboo]

Instinctual behavior

what do sheep count when they cant sleep