Ask a stupid question ....

[nightperson]

cause they all look the same


whey dont dogs like cats

[zeboo]

because they are not mans best friend  :))

what do they call a french kiss in france

[nightperson]

oh la la


why does the owl hoot for

[Tara]

To get your attention

Why do devils have a fork?

[zeboo]

because an owl doesn't give a hoot

what kind of fruit is in juicy fruit gum?

[zeboo]

they have to eat too

do witches run spell checks

[nightperson]

yes because if not the spell will run




why do sheep has so much wool

[zeboo]

they dont want to look like the cats with no fur

when day breaks who fixes it?

[Tara]

the night fall guy

Why do people put candy corns on their teeth?

[zeboo]

too look like a candy monster

how come chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows

[Tara]

Who said it didn't?  LOL

Why don't cats and dogs have babies?

[zeboo]

they never learned to change diapers

why do people say it's raining cats and dogs and not elephants and hippo's

[Tara]

Because elephants and hippos weigh to much and will knock you out.

Why do we have hair in our noses?

[zeboo]

because hair grows everywhere you dont want it

who opened the first oyster and said my oh my goodness doesn't that look yummy

[nightperson]

some persom that was staving



why do people tote there little trailer behind them

[zeboo]

because they like trailors instead of the hilton

how is it possible to have a "civil" war ?

[Tara]

Everyone whispers and keeps their weapons undercover.

How long is forever?

[hades]

as long as a boring story lasts.


how do i get money from tara?

[zeboo]

check is in the mail

how much can I get away with and still go to heaven?

[nightperson]

what ever you can but be clean bout it



where can 1 find a millions bucks