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crazy_ · September 04, 2006, 12:18:42 PM

only if they are dead.

Do stars shine in the day?

Tara · September 04, 2006, 12:19:39 PM

Only if the moon is out.

Why does the moon have different shapes?

jrzydvl · September 04, 2006, 12:20:15 PM

yes its just too bright to see them

do pigs eat bacon?

crazy_ · September 04, 2006, 12:21:58 PM

Why does the moon have different shapes?

Cuz it diets alot

no pigs are bacon :))

If the moon exploded, would we drown with the high tide?

codobutts · September 04, 2006, 02:36:18 PM

I wouldn't drown cause s**t floats. I don't know about every1 else. :))
How come we can't see the wind blow?

zzigzzag · September 04, 2006, 02:48:09 PM

It likes its privacy!

Why would they make a Tuna commercial that claims its the "chicken" of the sea?

codobutts · September 04, 2006, 03:03:22 PM

Because it is scared of all the other fishes. :)))
why do hot dog buns come in 8's & the dogs them selves come in 10's?

crazy_ · September 04, 2006, 03:08:35 PM

They are counting on ya dropping a few

Why is there no seatbels on a bus

zzigzzag · September 04, 2006, 03:15:21 PM

It makes for better news video when have a bus accident to see people bouncing off the roof!

Why DID the chicken cross the road?

codobutts · September 04, 2006, 03:17:42 PM

To get to the other side. :)))
why is water wet?

crazy_ · September 04, 2006, 03:18:54 PM

Cuz if it was dry we'd never get clean

Why does it only snow in winter?

codobutts · September 04, 2006, 03:25:05 PM

Cause if it snowed in the summer our 4th of July would be ruined.
Why do we eat chicken eggs?

SexySagittarian · September 04, 2006, 03:28:49 PM

Quote from: codobutts on September 04, 2006, 03:25:05 PM
Cause if it snowed in the summer our 4th of July would be ruined.
Why do we eat chicken eggs?

Cause the dinosaurs eggs are all extinct.

why is the sky blue?

codobutts · September 04, 2006, 03:31:37 PM

cause it is a reflection off of our oceans.
why do dogs bark and cats meow?

zzigzzag · September 04, 2006, 03:33:58 PM

cuz
the
dog hears something and the
cat is hungry?

Why did elvis leave the building?

crazy_ · September 04, 2006, 03:39:25 PM

It was a union lockout he had to get out.

Why is there no air in space

zzigzzag · September 04, 2006, 03:43:57 PM

Hole in the ozone , it leaked out.

why did mickey cheat on minnie?

codobutts · September 04, 2006, 03:45:31 PM

cause she wouldn't give it ***** up.
Why does Donald Duck talk funny?

zzigzzag · September 04, 2006, 03:49:49 PM

he smoked to much disney crack

Why cant elmer fudd catch that silly wabbit?

who me? · September 04, 2006, 04:44:20 PM

because he always looks in the wrong places.

why can't olive oyl make up her mind popeye or brutis?

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