Ask a stupid question ....

[tponka]

so you could spend more time posting here..

why do men scratch themselves all the time?

[nightperson]

they say to let it breath ya whatever lol



why are men always pulling there pants up

[tponka]

b/c crack kills..

Why are people mean to each other?

[kandykitty20012]

Cuz they cant be mean to themselves....

Why is it whenever a cop gives you a ticket you always say thank you :oo should you be  !@#$

[Tara]

Who says thank you?  :)))

Why do you people carry umbrellas when the sun is out

[nightperson]

they really use them to hold themselves up



why do doctor always have you to come in for a pre opt before surgery

[Tara]

because they wanna look at you

Why do people wear boots to climb mountains

[nightperson]

so they have a better grip on life


why do kids say huh all the time for

[TmT]

cause if they say hell... ur slap'em in the mouth

why do teachers have teacher's pet

[bams68]

so they can have a free snack at lunch time. Apple anyone?? lol

why do 24 hr stores have locks on there doors???

[TmT]

rofl... good question... lol...Guess so they can close up on national holidays.

Why when the police stop you...his hand is always reachin for his gun first?

[bams68]

looking for the person who he/she caught in bed with there spouse, while he/she was away fighting crime.


Why do oceans roar??


Ur Deer Friend
bams !@!

[TmT]

its the ocean... it can roar...scream... holler... its so big... what can we do about it....

Why do women scream in pain durin childbirth...but not durin sex?

[bams68]

because we've fallen asleep



why do people complain about pogo badges being so hard???When they get them in about an hour?? >:((


Ur Deer Friend
bams !@!

[TmT]

nuthin else to chat about in the room that would prob not get you banned... lol

Why do we have to match our clothes when we dress?

[bams68]

because we think it gives us balance


Why when we go shopping for clothes and we look in the mirror, we tend to put one leg in front of the other, does it make us look better?? How many times is sumone gonna be looking at you in that position??? I always thought this to be funny

Ur Deer Friend
bams

[TmT]

Because we think we are  professional models and we wanna see if we pose differently will it look better....

Why do people knock on the door when they see I clearly have a dang doorbell?

[Tara]

Because your doorbell squirts water out when people ring it.

Why does that friggen turkey have his beak tied with a red tie?

[TmT]

Becuz his  :o0 is tied with blue one...so red was only color available

Why do men prefer showers mo' than a bubble bath?

[Momma]

Because they can pee standing up!

Why can you stare at the moon, but not the sun?