Ask a stupid question ....

[gator8_24]

She trust him for 1 night.

Whe does Santa have to stay home 354 nights a year?

[bams68]

cuz he's ashamed of his big belly

Why do we put cookies/carrots and milk out at Christmas??


Ur Deer Friend
bams

[TmT]

Uh... to check for rodents.... if its gone in the morn... u know u need the exterminator...lol

When is the best time to tell someone you love its over?

[bams68]

after your date has put back on his shirt and undies an has a head start out the window, that way you won't have no mess to clean up after they go a few rounds, and knock over your best Tiffany lamp.


Why do alot of women who adopt tend to get pregant once the paper work went through??

Ur Deer Friend
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[TmT]

Its a psychological disfunction that clears once you have a child u didnt make with your partner... your body relax thinkin... oh thank gawd... I didnt have to push that outta me............. then bang......... u find out... oh yes u do have to push one out... ... lmao

Why do some women get stretch marks durin pregnancy?

[bams68]

Memory Marks of there lil one

How does Santa get down the chimney??

Ur Deer Friend
bams

[TmT]

Its magic, thats how Santa gets down the chimney... its all magic......

What is the best way to make a dollar if u dont wanna work?

[gator8_24]

Use a Really good copy machine!

Why are poinsettia flowers 'yellow' (they techically are not red etc)

[TmT]

someone p'd on it instead of usin water... turned it yellow

Why do we need traffic lights... cant we jus drive w/o it... and be polite to one another....?

[bams68]

cuz sum people stink at driving.
amoung alot of other things too


Why can't I go back to bed

Ur Deer Friend
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[wattsmyname]

Because you have stuff to do  :///

Why is this  :<< so dang happy?

[bams68]

cuz santa leaving the workshop and now he can get plaster'd


Why do kids ask for gifts everyone else gets for Christmas and not get sumthing they truly will enjoy. *shakes my head at Elmo* 5 minutes and they get bored, maybe not all but seems like it's a toy that gets boring very quickly and I wouldn't bother with it. Shrugs at the tumble time tigger sitting over there needing a dusting. Thank god it wasn't the price of this elmo thing.

Ur Deer Friend
bams

[--So Mote It Be--]

cause birthday gifts are not as cool as Christmas gifts.....


If they are not made from pop, why are they called popsicles?

[TmT]

If they are not made from pop, why are they called popsicles?
Easy answer... they are made from pop... lol

Why do men think they're better drivers?

[justahumping]

Because we are.
Why does women think they are such good drivers????????

[CindyLouWho]

We know we are good drivers, no thinking about it!!   :)))


Why do men never stop & ask directioms when driving if they get lost?

[TmT]

Afraid to admit they DONT KNOW IT ALL... lmao

Why do men with small packages always seem to want women with big bust?

[sportsguru]

well some say the more to hold on to lol but i always say the bigger and more the merrier lol

Why did God make people to play baseball and some to play football?

[TmT]

No two men like playin with the same BALL.... rofl

Why the first of the year ppl say Happy New Year... How do you know if that year is gonna be happy?.. lol

[Ilovemyweims]

cause it has to be better than last!!

Why must i gain 10 pounds every christmas??