Ask a stupid question ....

[tponka]

b/c men are too cheap to buy it or keep it stocked..

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"

[TmT]

good question...not a dumb one... lmbo..thats a real good one...oh.. I gotta answer it...

uh..cuz they are fakes or they would be multi-millionaires

Why are there more men gyns than women?

[tponka]

Cuz men are MUCH more vain..

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

[TmT]

there is... we jus cant buy it in the states... lol

Why is it the President have to live in the White House...

[Tara]

Because the Black House is for holy rollers.

Why does everyone seem like their on crack except for me?

[tponka]

so his strings stay attached..

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

[zeboo]

so we could do his dirty work

why does rain drop and snow fall?

[TmT]

Because the Black House is for holy rollers.

Why does everyone seem like their on crack except for me?

Cuz the crack make u feel ur the only one str8... we all know ur nutty and high.....

Why did Tara say the Black House is for Holy Rollers?

[Tara]

Because you said the White House was for the president

Why does Tokens have a one tracked mind?

[zeboo]

it's easier

Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer?

[tponka]

no, a sleeping bull is one who has just paid a LONG visit to the cow-house..  heh

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

[nightperson]

make sure they go clean


why do they say that all snow is a different shape

[tponka]

because it's true.. no two ice crystals form identically..

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

[nightperson]

because they cant think that far ahead



why do people whine about stupid stuff

[Tara]

Because they can.

Why are women much more mature than men?

[crazy_]

because someone has to be the adult in the relationship


why won't men ask for directions?

[wattsmyname]

They prefer to be lost

why are the directions always wrong?

[tponka]

because testosterone has rotted their brains  (this is true.. I read an article about it the other day.. I'll find it and post it)

Why can't men look beyond a pretty face and body to see the real person inside?

[lovebadges]

because they think with their ----- :)))

Why don't men  think with their brains?

[tponka]

see above post and article from CNN..

why did they have to knock out poor Pluto from the solar system?