Ask a stupid question ....

[TmT]

Becuz its better than me gainin 15, ur doin good!!

Why do the YMCA charge to use their equipment.. I'm a woman.. not a man... shouldnt it be free for women?

[pogo_gamer]

Because woman cause the men to droll and other such things and they have to pay the janitor to clean up after them  :)))

why do they call the white and black things on a piano ' Keys ? "

[TmT]

good question... guess it would sound funny callin them interracial notes.... lmao

Why do men drool when they see a pretty, sexy, hot female.... we dont drool when we see a nice hunk of a man?

[pogo_gamer]

well duh, where do you think we get our lube from  :)))

Why do cats meow ?

[TmT]

well duh, where do you think we get our lube from  :)))

Why do cats meow ?

I am skeer to answer you.... lol (pt 1)
(pt2) Cats meow cuz if they barked... u better run and take your hand away from that... that aint no kitty ur about to pet........<<fallin out my chair lmao>>

[pogo_gamer]

I thinks me has met my match, I too am rotflmao actally have tears running down face

why do they call Jelly beans, jelly beans ?

[TmT]

<winkin> I think u met your match too... lol

They look like beans... taste good on the inside like jelly....so they said... mmmm... jelly-bean

[pogo_gamer]

Why do we spend so much time asking stupid questions ?

[TmT]

becuz there are so many times we must give you a stupid reason to make your stupid butt happy

Why dont people have wings... then we could fly like birds and wouldnt need cars... lol

[KerSplat]

Cause God knew we couldn't fly with one wing while putting make up on with the other.

Is Disney World the only people-trap operated by a mouse?

[TmT]

No... all Water Parks are operated by mice....

Why do people wash their vehicles.... its only gonna get dirty again....?

[pogo_gamer]

To impress others and they got to keep washing and keep impressing.........Note, I have seen some people with washed and polished cars, but oh man, their houses looked like the odd couple
 
Why don't they make a self cleaning keyboard for cyber chatters ?

[KerSplat]

Because it would be hard to type when you keyboard keeps flipping over.


Why the "Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?



Stop singing and answer the question...

[pogo_gamer]

Because back then there wasn't any copyrite laws


why does stink always draw flies ?

[TmT]

eww.. Uh.. cuz flies are nasty and stink is nasty....

Why do policemen drive fast and disobey the law and they dont get tickets?

[pogo_gamer]

Because police and parents are a lot alike, they both say " do as I say, not as I do !!"

Why do people have tonsils

[Ilovemyweims]

so a dr can make money to remove them!!

why do we fart??   ?.?  ?.? 

[pogo_gamer]

dats easy. so we don't Burst

what's the difference between a kidney bean and a kidney stone

[justahumping]

the kidney bean does not hurt like the devil when it comes out

why do we go to the doctor when we are sick?

[Tracey]

so we can get better ..well sorta lol

why cant pigs fly?