Ask a stupid question ....

[TmT]

Cuz you men go shoppin to get us prezzies and all you think of is shoes/purse.... where's the diamonds... the pearls.. the rubies... the gold... lol

Why do men take newspaper to the bathroom everytime they gotta crap?

[bams68]

to stay there longer and avoid chores



How come they put stupid boring commercials on tv

Ur Deer Friend
bams

[TmT]

So they will have sponsors to pay for the stupid programs we're watchin....

Why do men sit with their legs wide open but women do not?

[bams68]

cuz they think it's too big and they are scared to hurt themselves LOL


Why do men scratch there private areas soo much :)) :))


Ur Deer Friend
bams

[TmT]

Becuz they dont wash down there too clean and it itches cuz it's dirty...

Who invented pads for Auntie Flow....

[pogo_gamer]

 :" They must be made outa freeken sand paper the way woman carry on dat time of the month  :))

Why do they say a frog croaks and a person crokes, same sound no

[TmT]

lol @Gamer... Havin seen people pass away...and havin heard a frog croakin... I can tell you they do not make the same sound..... People usually quietly slip away after takin their last breathe....

Why do men like ruff activities...and dirt and grime... women like feminine activities...leavin us clean and sweet....?

[pogo_gamer]

I can't speak for all men, but this on likes to get down n dirty every chance He gets


Why do woman spend hours on the freeken phone  ::)

[TmT]

Cuz their men are spendin hours on the cars....lol


When is the best time to tell your hubby...this child isnt yours?

[pogo_gamer]

During Sex

When is the best time to tell your wife your leaving her

[TmT]

When is the best time to tell your wife your leaving her?
After payday and you gave her your "whole" check..... lol

When is the best time to tell your hubby he's not excitin anymore to her?

[bams68]

anytime is dah best time LOL
email'em LOL


Why is it soo freaking cold !@#$

Ur Deer Friend
bams

[TmT]

The people in hell  >>:D prayed for a cold day in hell...so we're sufferin too....

Why is it that I love Gamer and he is not here to love me back?  :'(( Why... tell me... whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... why.....

[kandykitty20012]

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Why is it when there is snow on the ground people ask ...... Is it cold outside?

[TmT]

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Why is it when there is snow on the ground people ask ...... Is it cold outside?

rofl @Kitty

Cuz they think snow once it hits the earth become, like, room temperature.....lol .. could be warm...could be cold...

Why is the crack in the back of the butt.... why not the front.......

[kandykitty20012]

cuz its easier to spread when you sit down

why is when your sleeping your spouse wakes up up and then asks "where you sleeping?"

[TmT]

lol @Kitty... Cuz he/she wants you to know they are "up" and the thought of being "up" and ur  :/o\ makes it so hard for them to accept... lol

Why is it they make double beds........ it never looks bigger than a queen or king... double in comparison to "what"

[pogo_gamer]

Why is it they make double beds........ it never looks bigger than a queen or king... double in comparison to "what"

Single, Personally, I love sleeping double in a Single Bed


Why do people that don't believe in God say " Oh My God " When something bad happens ?

[kandykitty20012]

Its better than saying OH My Devil

Why are 2 snowflakes never tha same?

[pogo_gamer]

Well it's just like Woman Flakes, they are never the same either


Why do woman complain when it rains on their head