OH BOY

[donny36]

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about
it.

If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably
involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town has been successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older
boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy
down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there
wide eyed and his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is
God?"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer

The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boys
face and bellowed, "Where is God?"

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into
his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What
happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble
this time."

(I just LOVE reading this next line again and again.)

"GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"

[justahumping]

 :)) I like that one

[hades]

lol.  :)

[wattsmyname]

So funny  :))

[Jewel]

 :))

[zeboo]

too funny  :))

[xx_mandy_xx]

lol so cute!  :)))

[jade2002]

another good one

[badgehog]

Awww poor kids.....but so funny :)))

[nightperson]

omg very good 1 :)))

[sunshine1950]

 :))