Nagging wife vs. drunk driver

[donny36]

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, "Where have you been?"

"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."

"I did alright," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

[Tara]

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[Jewel]

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[hades]

lol.  :)

[wattsmyname]

donny36  you find such funny jokes thanks!!  :))

[Luna]

 :)) that was a good one

[badgehog]

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[jade2002]

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[zeboo]

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[nightperson]

oh my  :/\ :)))

[sunshine1950]

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[xx_mandy_xx]

lol :/o\

[zzigzzag]

 :))) cute

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[xx_mandy_xx]

lmao... :D :D

[nightperson]

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