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Gambling Blonde

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donny36

 Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive  blonde woman from South Alabama arrived  .....and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play  topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on,  baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and squealed... "YES!
YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings and her  clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,  "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral -

Not all Southerners are stupid.*

*Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men.....are men

xx_mandy_xx


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badgehog

Wish we had those two dealers in Carnival Blackjack :))) Forget about topless, mini would be nekkid :)) :)) :))

nightperson

that would be something are mini would be banned for life poor thing :)))

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