HOME DEPOT

[donny36]

TWO GUYS AT HOME DEPOT LOOKING FOR THEIR WIVES 
> >> 
> >> Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
> >> Depot when they collide. 
> >> 
> >> The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that I'm looking for
> >> my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." 
> >>
> >> The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
> >> wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." 
> >>
> >> The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
> >> wife look like?"  The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall,
> >> with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing
> >> tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?" 
> >> 
> >> The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
> >>

[Sassy]

 :)) :)) :)) lmao sounds like something my Grandpa would say  :))) :)))

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[hades]

lmao.

[xx_mandy_xx]

hahahahaha  :))

[jade2002]

 :))very funny :))

[Ilovemyweims]

lol sounds like my dad!!

[IndianLover]

 :))

[sunshine1950]

cute :))

[nightperson]

very good

[badgehog]

Roflmao :))

[Luna]

 :)) :)) :)) :)) Thanks for posting that joke

[wattsmyname]

 :))lol :))

[zzigzzag]

rolfmao  That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing it.