Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant

[Luna]

"I finished the Oreos."

"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."

"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a
baby..!!"

"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"

"Well, couldn't they induce labor ? The 25th is the Super Bowl."

"Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit
from that Richard Simmons fella."

"Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"

"Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"

"Get your *own* ice cream."

"Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."

"Got milk ?"

"Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."

"You don't have the guts to pull the trigger........."

[jade2002]

 :))

[donny36]

 :))

[hades]

lol.  :)

[xx_mandy_xx]

 :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

[gator8_24]

 :)) :)) :))

[CindyLouWho]

oh pity the poor guy that ever says those to his pregnant wife or gf   :))

[wattsmyname]

lol :)))

[justahumping]

 :))  I could add a true one there (that I did) but I think it is best to just  :ll