Tell A Lie

[pogo_gamer]

KerSplat Got the Ben Gay mixed up with the preperation H and ran around the house yelling " CALL 911 TO PUT THE FIRE OUT " :))

[KerSplat]

pogo_gamer likes to pretend he's in the King Kong movie.  He puts on high heels stands in his chair on yells " HELP!! That big harry apes after me! "  :))

[pogo_gamer]

KerSplat was filming the movie and when she seen I was naked, ran yelling He's bigger than king kong

[TmT]

Gamer bigger than king kong head is...yep... big head... he has a big head... big headed ego male... lmao

[pogo_gamer]

my " shoe " size really is 13, oh and extra wide to boot, now on another note I am 6 ft 4 and 288 lbs, so yes I am big, But not all in the right places and we aint going there !!

I  almost picked up a woman of leasure one night, I said ALMOST, I think she wore size 15 shoes  :)) man, I couldn't hit the gas peddal fast enough :)) :)) :))

[kandykitty20012]

Pogo-gamer wishes he can shove his size 13 into Tokens kitty :))

[Tara]

Kandy wishes gamer would put his size 13 in hers.  :)))

[kandykitty20012]

Taras jealous cuz her kitty is old and shirveled up and wont meow anymore...LOL  :))

[Tara]

Kandy knows this because she keeps a close eye on my kitty.   :))

[bams68]

Tara's kitty was in heat last nite....meow'd all nite long


Ur Deer Friend
bams

[pogo_gamer]

I don't know from Kitty's, But after the fifth child, my wife had me fixed like an old dog, but I aint after no dang four legged kitty's  :))

                                                                    NOW FOR THE LIE

I was so drunk one night that I fell off the Empire State Building and my size 13 feet saved me by getting caught on the railing as I went over  :)))

[Tara]

gamer wishes he had a size 13 foot, but really it's a 5 and a half.  :-X

[pogo_gamer]

Tara could choke on what pogo_gamer has over dat 5 or 5.5  :/\

[TmT]

Gamer couldnt choke a fly....

[pogo_gamer]

 :'((

[TmT]

lol.. ok ok... stop cryin... Gamer's big feet would squash women on this forum with one stomp....

[pogo_gamer]

LMAO, My feet smell like Lillie's of the valley are I jog 5 miles

[Tara]

The crust between gamers toes will make you   :xx

[pogo_gamer]

Tara doesnt like toe cheese

But tarra loves head cheese  :)))

[TmT]

Gamer and his wife joined our forum to meet other couples... lol