Tell A Lie

[tponka]

mandy cheats on her taxes

[xx_mandy_xx]

tponka is a secret fan of Weird Al

[tponka]

Mandy is the birth mother of Michael Jackson's babies

[jade2002]

tponka reads magazines while sitting on the toilet

[tponka]

jade writes grafitti on public restroom walls

[jade2002]

tponka peeks over the restroom stalls while someone is using it O+O

[tponka]

jade has won over 2 dozen hot dog eating contests

[xx_mandy_xx]

tponka likes to dig up graves in the middle of the night

[jade2002]

mandy still wets the bed

[tponka]

jade picks her nose daily and has created a sculpture of David Hasselhoff with all the boogers

[jade2002]

 :xx

[nightperson]

tponka watches hade eat them

[Ilovemyweims]

nightperson is really Andy Dick

[nightperson]

ilovemyweims really think she is a donkey

[TmT]

Night use to be the mistress of President Clinton

[Tara]

Tokens is not paying attention like always.. ++

[tponka]

Tara fantasizes about being so rich, she can hire Matthew McConoughay as her pool boy, and making him wear a g-string all day.

[TmT]

Tp applied to be a model for playboy...but she had too much cellulite and was turned down... <so sad>

[tponka]

 :'((  I do not!!!

Tokens spreads chocolate syrup all over her body, wraps herself in cellophane, sets a tiny fire in the kitchen, and waits for the firemen to come to "save her."

[TmT]

rofl.. oh yes.. thats me.... freak of the weak...

Tp be peekin in my window so she can learn some of my tricks to get a man... lmao