Tell A Lie

[TmT]

I jus kissed my mail carrier....

[Tara]

I just had sex with mine.  :))

[TmT]

Mine jus gave me special delivery ruffly... lmao

[Tara]

Mine jus gave me special delivery ruffly... lmao

oh my!! LOL

Mine just put snow on his wee wee and asked me if I had a snow blower...lmaooooooo

[TmT]

Mine asked me did I know what UPS stood for... I said no... he said...want me to show you... I said yes... Unzip Pants Suck  :-X

[Tara]

LMAO....

Did you know yours called mine and told him what all you did to him this morning while you were eating your snickers..lmao

[TmT]

After he calls yours ...he told me he heard you screamin in the back ground...  :ll gaggin sounds....

[Tara]

After he calls yours ...he told me he heard you screamin in the back ground...  :ll gaggin sounds....

LOL

I'm glad this is a lie thread because now yours had to be rushed to the hospital because he got a nut stuck in his wee wee hole and can't pee...lmaoooooooooooo   You should of been eating a kit kat or something else that was nutless.. :))

[TmT]

After he calls yours ...he told me he heard you screamin in the back ground...  :ll gaggin sounds....

LOL

I'm glad this is a lie thread because now yours had to be rushed to the hospital because he got a nut stuck in his wee wee hole and can't pee...lmaoooooooooooo   You should of been eating a kit kat or something else that was nutless.. :))

Yours cried like a girl cuz you Bobbit his... u told him u didnt know u had to suck... u bite it instead.... rofl hard

[kandykitty20012]

LMAO at you both


Tara & Tokens are Sex Therapists

[Tara]

Kitty is our intern.   :,

[Ms.Behavin]

After he calls yours ...he told me he heard you screamin in the back ground...  :ll gaggin sounds....

LOL

I'm glad this is a lie thread because now yours had to be rushed to the hospital because he got a nut stuck in his wee wee hole and can't pee...lmaoooooooooooo   You should of been eating a kit kat or something else that was nutless.. :))

Yours cried like a girl cuz you Bobbit his... u told him u didnt know u had to suck... u bite it instead.... rofl hard

utoh.  :)))

[Tara]

After he calls yours ...he told me he heard you screamin in the back ground...  :ll gaggin sounds....

LOL

I'm glad this is a lie thread because now yours had to be rushed to the hospital because he got a nut stuck in his wee wee hole and can't pee...lmaoooooooooooo   You should of been eating a kit kat or something else that was nutless.. :))

Yours cried like a girl cuz you Bobbit his... u told him u didnt know u had to suck... u bite it instead.... rofl hard

utoh.  :)))

I know isn't Tokens a bad bad girl?   :)))

[Ms.Behavin]

I woke this morning to a "perfect" life.

[Tara]

Tokens has been doing her mailman for hours  <:>

[Ms.Behavin]

 :pp :. VV

Hey we dont get that service here. Does it cost extra or something? :))

I am not gonna go out and get drunk tonight :)))

[Tara]

Ms is gonna be misbehaving tonight as she drinks till there is no tomorrow.

[bams68]

I starred in a movie today


Ur Deer Friend
bams

[TmT]

It is 11:12 pm.. I have finally stop doin my postman... lol

[Tara]

It is 11:12 pm.. I have finally stop doin my postman... lol

Gawd damn...you did him like over 12 hours.... :-\