A Blond Guy Joke

[donny36]

Two blonde guys were working for the city works department. One would dig
a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They
worked  up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to
the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging
a hole,the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their
hard
work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger,"I'm impressed by the effort you two are
putting in to your work, but I
don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow
behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed,
well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man
team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick."

[jade2002]

 :))

[CanadianPrincess]

OK, here's my blond guy joke.

Three guys, an Italian, a Polish guy and a blond guy work on a construction crew together.  One day, they sit down for lunch.  The Italian guy opens his lunch box and says, "Lasagna again?  I'm so tired of lasagna.  If I get lasagna one more time, I'm going to jump off this building and kill myself."  The Polish guy opens his lunch box and says, "Kielbasa again?  I'm so tired of kielbasa.  If I get kielbasa one more time, I'm going to jump off this building and kill myself."  The blond guy opens his lunch and says, " PB & J again?  I'm so tired of PB & J.  If I get PB & J one more time, I'm going to jump off this building and kill myself." 

The next day, the guys sit down to lunch again.  The Italian guy opens his lunch box and, sure enough, lasagna.  He jumps off the building and kills himself.  The Polish guy opens his lunch box and he has kielbasa.  He commits suicide by jumping off the building also.  The blond guy opens his lunch box and he has PB & J.  Off the building he goes.

The next day, the grieving widows are talking.  The Italian's widow said "If I had only known he was sick of lasagna, I could have given him something else."  The Polish widow is crying too.  "I had no idea he was tired of kielbasa.  I would have given him something different."  They both turn to the blond's widow who said "Don't look at me.  He packed his own lunch!" :))

[jade2002]

 :)) :))

[Luna]

Both of those were good  :)))

[nightperson]

both were great :))

[xx_mandy_xx]

Two blonde guys were working for the city works department. One would dig
a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They
worked  up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to
the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging
a hole,the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their
hard
work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger,"I'm impressed by the effort you two are
putting in to your work, but I
don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow
behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed,
well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man
team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick."

:))

[IndianLover]

 :)))

[hades]

 :))