If my body were a car

[donny36]

IF  MY BODY WERE A CAR
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>If  my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about  trading
>it in for a newer model.
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>I've got bumps and dents and  scratches in my finish and my paint job is
>getting a little dull,  but that's not the worst of it.
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>My  headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things 
up
>close.
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>My traction  is not as graceful as it once was.
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>I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
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>My  whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
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>It takes me  hours to reach my maximum speed.
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>My fuel  rate burns inefficiently.
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>But here's  the worst of it --
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>Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks
>or my exhaust backfires!

[TmT]

IF  MY BODY WERE A CAR

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>It takes me  hours to reach my maximum speed.
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U need to trade that car in soon b4 u get junked or real ended and have no value at all!!!

[nightperson]

IF  MY BODY WERE A CAR

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>It takes me  hours to reach my maximum speed.
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U need to trade that car in soon b4 u get junked or real ended and have no value at all!!!

:)) :))

[Luna]

lol that was good