GIRLS NIGHT OUT

[donny36]

Several women had gone for their usual girl's night out.  Two of the
women were best friends and both were very faithful and loving wives.
However, they had gotten a bit over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
BREEZERS.  Incredibly

drunk and walking home together, they needed to pee, so they stopped in
the cemetery.  Neither of them had anything to wipe with so the first
one decided she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend,
however, was wearing a brand new, very expensive pair of Victoria
Secret's
silk panties and did not want to ruin them.   But, she was lucky enough
to
squat down next to a fairly fresh grave that had a large wreath with a
ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.  After the girls did
their

business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet
and innocent wife was still in bed, hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, "These darn girl's nights out have got to stop. I'm
starting to suspect the worse...my wife came home with no panties."

"That's nothing," said the other husband.  "Mine came back with a card
stuck

in the crack of her butt that said, "From all of us at the Fire
Station...We'll never forget you!

[nightperson]

i have heard that but still funny ty

[justahumping]

 :))  love it, sounds just like a woman too  <:>

[nightperson]

:))  love it, sounds just like a woman too  <:>

:-X :)))

[CindyLouWho]

i've read that before too but been a while, had me laughing again. thanks for posting it donny  :))

[Luna]

That was  :))

[Ilovemyweims]

OMG that was to funny!!! :)))

[nightperson]

was a good one, it is hanging up on the board at work :))

[TmT]

 :))) <:>