Women Drivers

[savanahsmommy]

This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds!
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric shaver,
Which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand.
In all of the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against    
The steering wheel,
it knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear
which fell
into the coffee
between my legs,
splashed,
and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an
important call.
*!$# women drivers


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[wattsmyname]

Omg I am laughing so hard..Thanks  :)) :))

[jade2002]

 :))

[savanahsmommy]

yqw

[donny36]

 :))

[zeboo]

 :))

[nightperson]

that is really a good one :)) ty

[Luna]

 :)) :))

[IndianLover]

 :)) :))

[Tracey]

lmao i liked that one

[CindyLouWho]

oh yes, that sounds just like a man   :)) :))

[nightperson]

oh yes, that sounds just like a man   :)) :))

you got that right, :)))

[TmT]

 O+O :ll Men!!!  O+O :ll  :)))

[nightperson]

O+O :ll Men!!!  O+O :ll  :)))

ya what Token said, be here waiting for you to show up glad i got to see you,way pass my bedtime so im glad got to see ya before in bo nighty nite <:>