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SENIORS GIVING BIRTH

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donny36

With all the new technology regarding fertility
recently, a
70-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she
was
discharged from the hospital and went home, her
relatives
came to visit.
"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and
we can
visit for a while first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative
asked, "May
we see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked
again,
"May we see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when
can we
see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded. "Why do we have to
wait
until he CRIES?"
"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?"


harley89

Sounds like something I would do.  I am 53 and still capable of giving birth !@#$






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