Redneck Nuptials

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Redneck Nuptials


A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel
for their honeymoon.  The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.

He said "This is a very special 'casion.   It's our weddin' night
and we need your BEST room with a strong bed."

The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?"

The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied,
"No, I guess not.   I'll just hold on to her ears 'til she gets used to it."